THE most Oxfordshire vandalism possible. Hope they catch the culprit, it’s got Ron’s seal all over it

Image of flag-waving "patriots" who Thames Valley Police are trying to trace

Thames Valley Police are seeking to identify a group of individuals holding Union flags in connection with what they believe was a racially aggravated assault in the Westgate shopping centre on Sunday 8 February, around 5.30pm. Anyone with information is asked to call 101 with reference 43260065234.

Any #dnb #drumandbass lovers out their in the #Aylesbury area can catch my lad’s set in the Queen’s Head tomorrow night (yes, he’s Manor, as in up the Manor)

The full document is here:
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(At this stage it’s only a draft – the contract exchange is likely later this month.)

I was thinking it was the cold that made it look so small. Should have realised it was all smoke and mirrors

You know you’ve reached a certain age when this is the first thing to go in the case for a week abroad on business

This comes as a relief. There are nutters who genuinely believe things like socks worn are going to influence the outcome of a football match. I’ve filed you under non-nutter

Have you ever gone back to see if your implied link between connections success and oufc results is statistically significant?

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Same. That and the Leeds game indelibly written and recalled in my mind above and beyond any close relatives birth date

Arguably the 1940’s might have been THE most appropriate time

Gives 'long-suffering Oxford fan' new meaning. 🙃

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You should stand outside with a sign reading “Back once again?” for his or her’s next pass

Somebody in marketing just likes being “edgy”. I actually quite like the Manor Leisure logo and play on words, unless that’s just in my head? Man ‘o leisure, everyone else thinks that right?

They might have finally found my niche?

My mind immediately went to Ciaron Brown, but yours seemingly went straight to the sewers

….said nobody EVER

Great to see how the new OUFC merch range draws inspiration from the collection’s heritage, blending football culture with a fashion-led vintage aesthetic

Ironically the Cherwell line on the graph looks like Oxford’s skyline. If you squint. And are on drugs

Spoilers:

DO YOU REMEMBER RAY HOUGHTON? HE WANTS YOU TO BUY A JUMPER.

This might be the funniest thing I’ve seen this year. It took all my resolve not to include the laughing tears emoji. I dare you to reply to the icons tweet with this

But, but, what about our 50+ conversion targets?

“Are you old?

If you answered yes to any of the above questions then why don’t you try the new Oufc Icons range?”

Ok, it’s not quite THAT explicit, but oufc marketing by demographic is so painfully transparent

I might announce this on my bakery breaking news programme “Currant affairs”

That’s a history lesson you don’t need to

Artists' impression of the new stadium

Oxford United’s new stadium at the Triangle, near Kidlington, won’t be “called in” by the Secretary of State. This means the Government has forgone the chance to order a further review, which it could have done over Green Belt issues.

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