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This hilarious! And I hope true. Bring back the bush!!!

It does that? I am buying an Alexa.

Only those of us who are from Texas can like, comment, and repost. 🙃🤣

A friend of mine who lives in Austin saw this at a bar and said she had never been so offended by something she 100% agreed with.

So was I.

Is this an infidelity joke? 😳

Can you pick me up a half dozen eggs?

Get a cat.

Did you see they have mayo slices? Like slices of cheese that you add to your sandwich.

See, that is why I love you. You get it!

Do it lady!

The only thing I want for Father's Day is for my kids to stop throwing away all the forks.

Fixed to rest on you.

Mary Shelley's Gang Bang Line.

A muckbang/snuff porn called The Purge.

Can I comment on the clothes on floor?

In the midnight hour she fucked more more more!

I usually avoid funerals, but this one sounds fun! Especially the Spaghetti Os. 🍝

Holy crap! Do you have a job...and sleep?

Lol. All of them are really.

Do you live on my street? Is it the grey house on the corner?

Bet

But the Macarena made him do it.

You are welcome.

I know a really good tattoo artist and is single. I can give you his contact info if interested.

Like they care, like they listen, like it matters. Protest all you want. Changes nothing.

True. But I sure enjoy it when it turns adults into babies on Tik Tok.

No, we just pee A LOT.