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@syyrenn.bsky.social what’s for dinner tonight handsome

Brap

I’ll give you an astronomical stinker when I sit on your face

Credit to Harrison

Fuck a digital footprint where my digital foot job

When it’s like winter I’m like “yeah its a bit chilly today” and when it’s summer I’m like “yeah it’s a bit hot init”

Imagine instead of twitter it was banker and you had to hold your mouth with your fingers to pronounce it that would be AWESOME

On the chungs, wahey this place needs more geykume circumcision!

Ok

On the bus, wahey this place is packed and smells like frankfurters!

a man in a white suit is dancing on a stage with a band behind him . ALT: a man in a white suit is dancing on a stage with a band behind him .

Hell yeah white boy eat that shit up

Imagine instead of Doki Doki literature club it was Woki Woki literature club and instead of deleting Monica you deleted Hillary Clinton’s emails

Are you taking the piss

Mon dieu zis coke iz too fizzy

This was literally me after drinking the coke that makes you want to spit out coke

Where the shitposters at

Just doom scrolled and found out this happened…. WHAT!

What if that fartboxed gripped my, uh, my Uhm

Who up tongue punching they fartbox rn