“Kids spend way too much time on Paramount+” is a phrase you will never hear

“Pregnant or might ever be pregnant? Don’t have a miscarriage. You might be charged with murder!”

“Celebrate Pride every June? Now celebrate Nuclear Family Month!”

“Wishing you could hear more Nazis speak on college campuses?”

Moving to Tennessee sounds so appealing!

Tennessee governor signs resolution designating June, nationally recognized as Pride Month, as ‘Nuclear Family Month’ The amendment said nuclear families are “God’s design for familial structure.”

www.wsmv.com/2026/04/16/t... Will Starbucks be celebrating Nuclear Family Month? The politics in Tennessee are nauseating and Starbucks is all in.

Brock Granite: An Onion Limited Series ❓

Collage of adorable red pit bull terrier a brown pudgy tabby cat and an imposing closeup on a tortie

Collage night at the arts center
#pittiesky #tabbysky #tortiesky

AI how to beg for bsky 💙💛🤎
“I hate asking, but boost this if it resonates”🤷🏼
“Obligatory shameless self-promotion”😬
“Algorithm offering to the gods”👎🏼
“Throwing this into the stream again”🐩
That can be sincere, ironic, or half-joking.🙄

"She’s been a court interpreter for over 20 years, the only one licensed in Texas for Hindi, Punjabi, or Urdu. Her language skills are requested nationwide..."

"One of her children recently enlisted in the military...

www.texasobserver.org/immigration-...

Trump, IRS In Talks To Settle U.S. President's $10 Billion Lawsuit Trump's adult sons, Donald Trump Jr. and Eric Trump, and the Trump Organization are also plaintiffs.

Trump is reported close to a "deal" with himself under which US taxpayers would pay him $10 billion.

I served in multiple communist and authoritarian dictatorships, but I never witnessed corruption on this scale or this blatant.

Earth, April 2026

Dr. Robby and Baby Jane Doe traveling through the Strait of Hormuz

Our feelings about the last ten years captured in a single frame.

Yet we celebrate #SXSW and sports championships. We do nothing to put pressure on Texas to not hate women. We used to boycott states around holidays and flags.

But Austin is great! Houston is so diverse! We're almost a purple state!

Let me know when Texas stops treating women like property

Yet we celebrate #SXSW and sports championships. We do nothing to put pressure on Texas to not hate women. We used to boycott states around holidays and flags.

But Austin is great! Houston is so diverse! We're almost a purple state!

Let me know when Texas stops treating women like property

Also

If it's built it can be used as a memorial to the millions of global citizens who died and billions who suffered as a result of that abominable human beings actions. Just a reminder that the DOJ and a NY jury have found credible evidence that he's a serial rapist among high crimes and atrocities

Always welcome an opportunity to tell the truth about what happened at my last job even if I can't say this in an interview. Though I should because I don't ever want to work for a company that operates like this again

Worked at a federal contractor using an app for "anonymous" weekly feedback — psychological safety theater. Have a serious concern? Contact leadership directly. Remove that anonymity and you were blackballed, flagged a troublemaker, fired. Just a tool to identify non-conformists and purge them.

Mike Johnson, any Cabinet member:
“The President likes to get people riled up. You can’t take it seriously"

Caroline Leavitt:
“Why should he apologize for being tough on illegals?”

CNBC:
“How do you think investors will respond to this”

MAGA:
“I just want a clearer answer on why we’re in Iraq"

Tune in at 8:00pm Eastern Time for a special event with the president in which he will literally prove his old hypothesis—“Who’s Gonna Be Shot On Fifth Avenue?”

Polymarket will take bets. Will it be an American citizen? Will it be a world leader? Will he TACO at the last minute? Will it be himself?

A few civilizations are grateful for this latest episode of TACO.

I was thinking Taco but I forgot it was Tuesday! Is this actually a pattern— does he do this on Tuesdays? I want my part of the prediction market riches.

A few civilizations are grateful for this latest episode of TACO.

How does a human being living on Earth process that? Even Truman didn’t destroy a civilization.

“I mean, I don’t think the president has a small penis. I’ve seen it. I’ve touched it. I’ve—“

Dems must call out Blanche for falsely claiming all the Epstein files have been released. While the administration has given 15 reasons why we’re in Iran, it’s extremely plausible that Trump wants the focus off of him being a sexual predator, and he's gotten his wish. Media and Dems: who’s Epstein?

Play on movie poster of Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri with photo if the touching butts of a two cats and a dog

Interrupting your feed to advertise my new film

How touching that Israel cares about limiting civilian casualties. Bibi must have been visited by the Ghosts of Pesach Past beseeching him to avoid committing too many war crimes

I'm being sarcastic obviously (I hope). Trump is not America's best president. However, I concede he's one the five best American presidents of the 21st century.

American troops' lives matter in that their deaths are in service of a noble goal—to save Americans from the trauma of the knowledge that their President—many would say America's best president—committed horrific sex crimes. Whatever it costs, in equipment or in lives, it's certainly worth it.

Given the U.S. was arguably not a shithole country in 2020, Trump's awful management of COVID probably caused 750,000 American lives, but one could argue those were mostly the old and the sick, so there lives didn't really matter. Obviously Iranian lives don't matter. American troops' lives matter—

$500,000/day = 30,000 lives saved in sub-Saharan Africa via USAID. Basing that on the $12B we had been spending annually, the elimination of which is estimated to have caused at least 750,000 lives, mostly children. Since they lived in shithole countries, their lives don't matter, one could argue