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Posts by Phillip

I also love when you have someone who *is* a mutual follow that you don't expect. Every once in a while just getting a jumpscare fave from someone you really admire, reminding you that they also see all your *other* posts and choose (correctly) not to fave those.

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A bit over a year ago I was introduced to the thriving trans indie/self-publishing scene. What I didn't realize at the time is how this would lead to me finding a wonderful new community and really motivate me to work on my transition.

For #TDoV I thought I'd highlight some of my favourites:

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question: Hey Dr. Tingle, got any parenting advice? I’m pretty sure we’ve already got the unconditional love and support bit down, but wow this is an intimidatingly high stakes job!

answer: this is going to sound OVERLY SIMPLISTIC but in some ways i think that is the point, because the specifics will always vary but i think this part will remain the same:

your gift to your child is positive attention. it is simply to care

when they are young it is to take a moment and give them your time. to read to them. to play. to say 'hey what are you up to over there? wow thats pretty cool.'

when they are older they might start to push away and that is fine, you still just say 'hey what are you up to over there? wow thats pretty cool.'

when they are adults you will call them on the phone and say 'hey what are you up to over there? wow thats pretty cool.'

question: Hey Dr. Tingle, got any parenting advice? I’m pretty sure we’ve already got the unconditional love and support bit down, but wow this is an intimidatingly high stakes job! answer: this is going to sound OVERLY SIMPLISTIC but in some ways i think that is the point, because the specifics will always vary but i think this part will remain the same: your gift to your child is positive attention. it is simply to care when they are young it is to take a moment and give them your time. to read to them. to play. to say 'hey what are you up to over there? wow thats pretty cool.' when they are older they might start to push away and that is fine, you still just say 'hey what are you up to over there? wow thats pretty cool.' when they are adults you will call them on the phone and say 'hey what are you up to over there? wow thats pretty cool.'

'hey what are you up to over there? wow thats pretty cool.'

2 weeks ago 1002 249 18 8

Begging cis people not to press the button that makes children kill themselves. “But it’s such a pretty button,” they protest, sweat pouring down their face from the effort of not pushing it. “It looks like so much fun to press.” Dead children, we remind them. “...what kind of children?” they ask.

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okay so AI is absolutely cratering imminently and I need all of you to PROMISE me you won't take the high road, and will laugh and rub it in their faces as much as possible. I need you to laugh and go 'WE TOLD YOU SO, BITCH" at every opportunity, PLEASE be extremely mean and ruthless

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and everyone who liked or reposted this is also judging you

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just know that if you engage with harry potter in any form i'm judging you

2 weeks ago 1575 335 20 12

This is one of those videos where the argument is so clearly and effectively laid out that I don't think anyone could reasonably argue against it. In a sane world, it would be the final word on the subject.

2 weeks ago 651 120 5 1
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#pokopia

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Edit of a Hellboy comic, now reads:
Is that a doll?
She's got a gun!
Followed by a screencap of the haunted doll from Kamen Rider W

Edit of a Hellboy comic, now reads: Is that a doll? She's got a gun! Followed by a screencap of the haunted doll from Kamen Rider W

2 weeks ago 16 2 0 0

I thought I was prepared. I was so very wrong...

2 weeks ago 1 2 0 0
"Indiscrim'nate Lacerations" in the style of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles logo

"Indiscrim'nate Lacerations" in the style of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles logo

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Comic based off a tumblr text post about a guardian angel. The angel's dialogue is as follows: "it's meee I'm your guardian angel hiiiiii 😇 okay🙏 so. in about six months, you're gonna die of starvation. 🥺 and if I don't protect you, I will get:  #fired! 🫢 and that is No Good 🙅‍♀️ hahaaa So. 🙏 I looked into causes of starvation, and it turns out:  Your death is totally preventable! 😯 Uh oh! 😆 There's more than enough food to sustain you without interfering with anyone else's survival, but you're not allowed to have it!"

Comic based off a tumblr text post about a guardian angel. The angel's dialogue is as follows: "it's meee I'm your guardian angel hiiiiii 😇 okay🙏 so. in about six months, you're gonna die of starvation. 🥺 and if I don't protect you, I will get: #fired! 🫢 and that is No Good 🙅‍♀️ hahaaa So. 🙏 I looked into causes of starvation, and it turns out: Your death is totally preventable! 😯 Uh oh! 😆 There's more than enough food to sustain you without interfering with anyone else's survival, but you're not allowed to have it!"

Continuation of the comic, the angel says: "🤨 Whaaat? 🤷‍♀️ Apparently, your death is premeditated by thousands of things called "shareholders." So. 🙏 I've been killing people," with an art style change from cartoonish to devious anime girl when she claims to be killing people.

Continuation of the comic, the angel says: "🤨 Whaaat? 🤷‍♀️ Apparently, your death is premeditated by thousands of things called "shareholders." So. 🙏 I've been killing people," with an art style change from cartoonish to devious anime girl when she claims to be killing people.

I love this text post so I drew it

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Not just DLSS, or AI, but the last, like, half dozen major Tech trends have been this double-wrong marketing.

The tech is bad, and doesn't do the job. But also even if it did, that job it's being sold for _is also bad_.

And it's important to push both, and not let a focus on one concede the other.

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That this happened organically in real life and not in my mind just now is proof not that there is a god or other such force directing things, but rather something much better: there are still surprises that are good.

3 weeks ago 841 10 3 0

*at coffee shop*
Woman: Oh sorry I was just saying I'm here drawing too!
Me: We're a whole section now. What're you working on?
W: (holds up cool pirates) How about you?
M: (holds up Mae) This kinda thing.
W: That's great!
M: Thanks! Your's is great too!
...
W: Is that Night In The Woods fan art?

3 weeks ago 1797 149 30 1

Amphibious Australian Rodent, Doesn't Verify Any Real Knowledge

3 weeks ago 4 1 0 0
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Ok, here is the OFFICIAL AND ONLY CORRECT GUIDE to starting reading Pratchetts Books. Its a multiple step process, so read all steps carefully otherwise you will be wrong and shunned to eternity.
1. Go outside.
2. Trust the universe for once in your life.
3. Find any of these: Library, Thriftstore, secondhand bookshop, a cupboard with free books, your relatives or friends book shelf or storage boxes...
4. Locate the Pratchett Book.
5. The universe has now deciced with which book you must start with.
6. Compliment the universe for its wisdom.
7. From there on repeat the steps above.

Ok, here is the OFFICIAL AND ONLY CORRECT GUIDE to starting reading Pratchetts Books. Its a multiple step process, so read all steps carefully otherwise you will be wrong and shunned to eternity. 1. Go outside. 2. Trust the universe for once in your life. 3. Find any of these: Library, Thriftstore, secondhand bookshop, a cupboard with free books, your relatives or friends book shelf or storage boxes... 4. Locate the Pratchett Book. 5. The universe has now deciced with which book you must start with. 6. Compliment the universe for its wisdom. 7. From there on repeat the steps above.

You know what? Yes. This is the way. Let the narrative decide.

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In case anyond else was wondering...

3 weeks ago 6 2 0 0

My absolute favourite game I've ever got a quarter of the way through and then stopped playing but I promise I'll get back to it someday but never will

4 weeks ago 1 0 0 0

Apparently they're identical twins? Must be a heck of a thing to have an identical twin and both of you are actors.

(Also, he was 19 in Animorphs.)

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a collage of these three tweets
https://bsky.app/profile/why.bsky.team/post/3lzrkcsk3xc24
https://bsky.app/profile/why.bsky.team/post/3lzsgnvof4c2n
https://bsky.app/profile/why.bsky.team/post/3lzubxv6q722o

a collage of these three tweets https://bsky.app/profile/why.bsky.team/post/3lzrkcsk3xc24 https://bsky.app/profile/why.bsky.team/post/3lzsgnvof4c2n https://bsky.app/profile/why.bsky.team/post/3lzubxv6q722o

i for one am shocked that the "i go in the pool to cool down, why can't my phone?" guy is bad at programming and offloading his job to the anthropic api

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Favourite is 1 and 6, because I felt like an absolute genius when I got to 6, recognised the connection to 1, and then used that info to solve both.

Least fav, I guess 3, just because it took me forever to find the entrance, but I don't actually dislike any of them.

1 month ago 1 0 0 0

I for one would appreciate if The Onion had fewer evergreen articles.

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The Indian plate is part of the Indo-Australian plate, which underlies the Indian Ocean and Bay of Bengal, and is moving north-east at an average of 60 mm/a (0.075 in/Ms).

The Indian plate is part of the Indo-Australian plate, which underlies the Indian Ocean and Bay of Bengal, and is moving north-east at an average of 60 mm/a (0.075 in/Ms).

I can overlook millimetres per year, but what utter anarchy of a unit is inches per megasecond

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Intersex Maryland Flag

Intersex Maryland Flag

There was some discourse about the official intersex flag being terrible, so I fixed it.

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George Washington
George Washington YouTube video by unvmebad86

I don't know why they need to make short AI films about the American Revolution when the perfect one was created 18 years ago www.youtube.com/watch?v=sbRo...

2 months ago 1965 673 55 64

It's called a "finite state machine", so... infinity would be too many, I guess?

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Squeezed Fruit || LoadingReadyLIVE Ep116
Squeezed Fruit || LoadingReadyLIVE Ep116 YouTube video by LoadingReadyRun

Just reposting this monologue for no particular reason youtu.be/TyM9vNzPV-I?...

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