We used to post etymologies. We still do, but we used to, too.
Posts by Dylan Simon
I did not edit this, this is the actual parade with the actual music being played.
CINEMATIC
KNOW YOUR RIGHTS IN CASE OF ICE: CONOCE TUS DERECHOS EN CASO DE ENCUENTRO CON ICE:
DO NOT OPEN YOUR DOOR. ICE cannot enter your home without a warrant signed by a judge. Tell the agents to show you the warrant by sliding it under the door. NO ABRAS TU PUERTA. ICE no puede entrar a tu casa sin una orden firmada por un juez. Diles a los agentes que te muestren la orden deslizándola debajo de la puerta.
ASK THEM TO LEAVE. If ICE doesn't have a warrant, tell them you do not consent for them to enter your home and ask them to leave. At work, ICE cannot enter employee-only areas without permission. 2 PÍDALES QUE SE VAYAN. Si ICE no tiene una orden judicial, diles que no das tu consentimiento para que entren a tu casa y pídeles que se vayan. En el trabajo, ICE no puede ingresar a áreas exclusivas para empleados sin permiso.
REMAIN SILENT. You have the right to remain silent. If the agents ask you questions, tell them, "I wish to remain silent." PERMANECE EN SILENCIO. Tienes derecho a permanecer en silencio. Si los agentes te hacen preguntas, diles: "Deseo permanecer en silencio".
It is perfectly legal to know your rights and to educate others about them, too.
EVERYONE in the United States, citizen or not, has rights. I will not allow this administration to intimidate us from helping you know about them.
Here’s our shareable guide ⬇️: (pt. 1/2)
learning that Oprah's real name is Orpah is one of those wedge factoids that will permanently destroy your ability to speak normally about her ever again. it alters your brain chemistry. "Do you mean Orpah?" you'll say, every time. if you're reading this it's already too late
Man David Lynch’s politics got weird
Is that a threat?
A plate of Oreos, with the tops shifted in such a way that it looks like the top dark cookie is eclipsing the white filling (each one shows a different stage of the eclipse)
Kid: Can we go watch the eclipse?
Mom: No, we have the eclipse at home
At home:
I did not have “Beatles Cinematic Universe” on my bingo card for movies in the next 10 years.
“the warriors did it! the warriors did it! the warriors shot cyrus!”
Blair’s freak out scene from The Thing with Blair replaced by Tim Robinson’s character from Coffin Flop with caption: “You guys think I'M crazy! Well, that's fine! Most of ya don't know what's goin' on around here, but I'm damn well sure SOME of you do!”
Blair’s freak out scene from The Thing with Blair replaced by Tim Robinson’s character from Coffin Flop with caption: “D'ya think that thing wanted to be an animal? No dogs make it a thousand miles through the cold! No, you don't understand! That thing wanted to be US!”
Blair’s freak out scene from The Thing with Blair replaced by Tim Robinson’s character from Coffin Flop with caption: “If a cell gets out, it could imitate everything on the FACE OF THE EARTH! AAAAND NOTHING can stop it!”
Blair’s freak out scene from The Thing with Blair replaced by Tim Robinson’s character from Coffin Flop with caption: “I’ll kill you.”