"Brawndo's got what plants crave."

"Diabolical": Someone opened their new Star Wars Lego set and found pasta instead of bricks. It's not an uncommon scam A viral Reddit post shows a Star Wars Lego box and bags filled with pasta instead of blocks, reigniting online ire against return scams.

Weirdly common scam actually. Kind of clever since pasta probably sounds similar to LEGO when you shake the box. dailydot.com/star-wars-le...

whAt iS a COrNeR stORe?!?

"The hard right has no interest in religion except to manipulate it."

Billy Graham, 1981

TurboTax and H&R Block spent $7 million lobbying the Trump administration to kill Direct File.

Both companies donated to Trump's 2024 campaign and inauguration committees.

Same impotent energy.

Same impotent energy.

Stop shopping at Target.

Google Street View picture of a small 2 bed, 1 bath 1,070 sqft house on a 2,170 sqft lot with zero off-street parking, abutting an alleyway.

I'm about to see if Everett's housing market is still insane. My neighbor's landlord plans to sell his house. 2 beds, 1 bath, 1,070 sqft on a 2,170 sqft lot with no off-street parking.

He wants $475,000 for it. 😵 Good luck with that. Seems to be about $100k overpriced to me. #Everett #RealEstate

Why Canadians Can't Bike in the Winter (but Finnish people can) YouTube video by Not Just Bikes

Bingo. Well, I'd add you need to build it _and_ properly maintain it. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uhx-...

Photo of a large inflatable rat, holding a sign that says: FAIR WAGES NOW ENCORE GLOBAL UNFAIR This is not a request to cease deliveries or services

@planetmoney.bsky.social Somebody asked why Scabby's sign says "This is not a request to cease deliveries or services" on his appearance here in Seattle & thanks to you I knew the answer! old.reddit.com/r/Seattle/co...

Skibidi-doo…
Skibidi-giblet…
Skibidi… something?

#OutOfContextWife

I hate when fantasy films I made a long time ago begin to come true in real life.

Relax, We Can’t Invoke the Twenty-Fifth Amendment Every Time a President Threatens to Murder Millions of People “At what point does ’He’s an America First warrior unafraid to ruffle liberal snowflake feathers’ turn into ’He’s a genocidal megalomaniac who is all but cer...

"The problem is the 25th Amendment doesn't provide a clear litmus test for determining when a president is 'unable to discharge the powers and duties of his office.' Is it when he’s constantly falling asleep in public? When he says, 'Praise be to Allah'? It’s impossible to tell."
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I had a toad in my pocket. #OutOfContextWife

just to be clear, everyone, when 8 pm EDT comes and goes, regardless of what does or does not happen, the president still threatened genocide and war crimes and we should still impeach, arrest, and try him

I am not one of those who believes that history repeats, but consider the following from Herodotus: the Oracle at Delphi told the fabulously wealthy King Croesus that if he invaded Persia he would "destroy a great empire." Croesus invaded and lost--the empire he destroyed was his own.

Train projects kind of have to stay "on track," by definition. 😏

"This is fine" dog sitting in a room on fire, holding a small sign that says "false," which is what the Democrats did at the 2025 State of the Union address.

Hello my name is Alex Goldman and I used to host the Reply All podcast. A lot of people liked that show. Now I make @hyperfixedpod.bsky.social which if you liked reply all you’d probably like well. The thing is that a lot of people who liked Reply All don’t know my new show exists.

The "US Dollars" gag is never going to get old.

Screenshot from The Matrix, Agent Smith is holding Neo to the ground as a train approaches. He says "That is the sound of inevitability."

When I hear my neighbor's lawn mower in early spring.

meme image of a man posing in front of a headstone at a grave, giving a peace sign — The headstone is labeled "SATIRE" and the man is labeled "The New York Times"

My big question is where would the Seattle TCF have ranked if it still existed?

My family's only car has been a Chevy Bolt for 9 years now. We love it.

We only take road trips that exceed its ~230mi range once or twice a year and for those trips we just rent a car.

It's crazy to me that people base their choice of vehicle on something they rarely do. That's why rentals exist!

Headline: Dow rises 300 points after Trump says U.S. in ‘serious' talks to end operation in Iran

Golden retriever runs 15 feet after owner mimes throwing tennis ball