Three slices of yellow pound cake topped with chocolate glaze and flaked coconut sit on brown parchment paper.
Unabashed coconut guy here. If you’re not into coconut and chocolate, you’re wrong.
This week's offering to the community pantry - a super duper old school pound cake, chock full of coconut and vanilla, with chocolate donut glaze and extra flaked coconut on top. 🍽️🍫🥥🍰
I don’t often wish to see people go down in flames, even people I can’t stand, because the guilt within me is so strong it overrides any real pleasure I could actually take in their downfall.
That being said, I would dearly love to see Kash Patel go down in flames and would feel nothing but cheer.
A poem based on the anger regarding the recent discovery of ‘the r*pe academy’ and the routine,unrestricted sexual attacks, especially focused on women.
A rectangular piece of glazed, fluffy white cake sits on a blue plate.
That thing when it's 4AM and you burst out of a dead sleep and you do not have the will to live but you do have grapefruits...
...you make grapefruit cake I guess.
Full of juice and zest. Put a little donut glaze on top. She cute. 🍽️🍰
A small pile of coconut ginger spice cookies coated in chocolate sit on a blue plate.
I am extremely pro making a huge batch of something (usually cookies) to keep in the freezer and munch on when needed for a few weeks, particularly given the world is the way it is currently.
For this batch: coconut, ginger, and spice macaroons with a healthy coating of semi-sweet chocolate. 🍽️🍪🍫🥥🫚
If you want a taste of what my brain is like: I recently figured out how to manage and style my very stubborn Irish curls and while I’m overjoyed, I am also finding myself feeling *guilty every day for taking an extra 10 minutes to do my hair*.
I truly hate it up in this head.
I do not believe in what the Pope believes in spiritually. That being said, get his ass, Your Holiness.
Two chocolate biscotti with drizzles of white icing are propped on one another atop a white plate with a green rim.
My dad raised me to love very specific things: Neil Diamond, profanity, the James Bond franchise, scrambled eggs with ketchup, & chocolate malts. Damn, he loved a chocolate malt & so do I.
For the coffee shop’s community pantry this week: malted chocolate chip biscotti with vanilla royal icing. 🍽️🍫🍪
😂😂😂
“The train, at rest, spooked the man into a cardiac event.”
There are certain jobs I suspect I could be better at than some people who have been trained to do them. Like headline writing, for example. Are we certain it was necessary to specify that the train was moving in this particular case?
www.channel3000.com/news/moving-...
Three golden squares of St. Louis Gooey Butter Cake sit on a white plate with a blue rim.
I finally made a thing l've always heard of but never actually tried - a St. Louis staple, Gooey Butter Cake.
I don't know why it's called cake. It's not. It’s bread with glorious sweet goo on top. But it's awesome and you need to make it immediately. 🍰 🍞 🧈 🍽️
A closeup of the handwritten word ‘spatula’ in black ink on lined paper.
Apropos of nothing, I unintentionally wrote the word ‘spatula’ in a very pleasing way today.
Thank you so much!!
A square slice of layered carrot cake on a pink ceramic plate.
A rectangular layered carrot cake with white frosting sits on a yellow cutting board.
It’s weird to me that carrot cake, traditionally a spring recipe, is packed full of winter spices.
I then decided to stop caring about things that don’t matter because wow I love carrot cake. This particular iteration has pecans and an aggressively rich cream cheese frosting. 🥕 🍰 🍽️
A very loved and spoiled red and white Cavalier King Charles Spaniel is laying on a green blanket on top of a blue pillow on top of a gray bed. He has a stuffed elephant next to him. He is freshly bathed and groomed.
Fresh clean prince baby grandpa. 🐶
Thick slices of a loaf of cinnamon swirl bread are laid out on brown parchment paper. They are studded with white chocolate chips.
The miraculous confluence of events that result in you ACTUALLY HAVING TIME TO MAKE A YEASTED RECIPE!!!
She's got a cinnamon swirl, she's got white chocolate, she's got a crumbly streusel topping. Cinnamon Swirl Crumble Bread for the coffee shop’s community pantry this week. ❤️🌀🍞🍽️
A grilled cheese with avocado and bacon on a plate with potato chips covered in a red seasoning in the foreground.
Sometimes I crave a grilled cheese so badly that I can focus on nothing else until I make one.
Today’s iteration was bacon, avocado, giardiniera, muenster, sharp cheddar.
Evil Eye Zapp’s chips are…fine, I guess? Kind of a bummer; I’ve loved every other flavor of theirs that I’ve tried. 🥪 🧀 🥑 🥓 🍽️
Having to do taxes is way less annoying when your adorable little old lady specialist ends the appointment with tootsie rolls and a hug. 😭😭😭❤️❤️❤️
Thank you so much!
A pan of brownies with a cheesecake swirl is cooling on a wire rack.
Four cheesecake swirl brownies on a pink and blue plate.
It recently occurred to me that you can just add essence of literally whatever you want to a cheesecake swirl, which means I am in significant danger.
Peppermint cheesecake swirl brownies for the community pantry this week. 🍫🌿🍽️
Delighted to report that you can still have high school anxiety dreams at 35. 🙃
Three soda bread muffins with cherries and cranberries sit on a white plate with a delicate shamrock pattern. The muffins are wrapped in decorative brown muffin tins.
Happy Day of my Ancestral Folks. ☘️
Soda bread muffins (cranberry and cherry) on either my grandmother or great-grandmother’s china. 🇮🇪 🍞 🍽️
Chocolate cookies are laid out in lines on a sheet of brown parchment paper. Each cookie has a lighter brown stripe of espresso glaze.
To my count there are like eight things worth living for in the current climate and two of those things are chocolate and coffee. Chocolate fudge cookies, espresso stripe. On their way to the community pantry tomorrow. 🍪🍫☕️🍽️🍫
Do not underestimate how deeply fucked over your local sushi restaurant gets every single Friday during Lent. 😮💨 💀
Well jesus christ it sure is Friday the 13thing today isn’t it.
RICK FIGURED IT OUT
IT IS THE TOP OF AN OLD, DECAYED PUMPKIN 😂😂😂😂😂
A weird, alien-looking object lies a grassy yard. It’s slightly ribbed in texture and vaguely shrimp-shaped.
Smart folks: I live in WI and we’re under an extreme wind warning - I saw this in my yard when I took the dog out this morning. Something in a corner of my brain is telling me it’s an old wasp’s nest, even though it looks like an alien’s colon - any insights? Probably 1.5 feet stretched out.
My mom used to have stints where she would randomly wake up at 4:30 AM and roam around the house, unable to sleep, understandably grumpy as hell.
It was perimenopause, mom. It was the week before your period. Now I’m doing it, too. Thanks a lot, Nancy. 😂
Two chocolate chip, zucchini, oatmeal cookies sit on a white plate with a blue rim.
Also I’ve been compelled recently, for whatever reason, to put zucchini in EVERYfuckingthing like some creepy old vegetable gremlin, which is precisely what I am.
Zucchini chocolate chip oatmeal cookies. 🍪 🍽️