Texans to Cruz: 'why are you calling his arc an arch?'

Bastard child of a virgin raping father.

Does Hungary have an Electoral College that takes a popular vote victory and turns it into defeat? Seems not.

Speaker Mike's district. After sending thoughts and prayers, Mike's vagina audibly queefed .... again.

Idaho farmers. Ya'll voted trump. You always vote red. Go pound sand.

Justice Kavanaugh gives the side eye while boofing.

Dear France: Please bring back the guillotine. Merci.

One lesson learned: prayers are useless.

Dear France: It's time to bring back the guillotine. Merci.

Congress would need to hear from its GOP base. They aren't.

Here in our county, developers accepted huge funding from public money to build a golf mecca and Golf Hall of Fame. They promised to help underprivileged children learn golf. They didn't keep that promise.

Back in the 80's - 90's trump considered running. Journalist asked him why he thought he should be president. He answered: "Because I'm rich". That was the first red flag.

Question to the poor abused farmers: did you vote for trump? Do you always vote GOP? If yes ... go pound sand farmers.

Whatever she's charged with, trump will pardon her.

Bravo indeed. Smelling the many varieties of human urine on that spot, he brilliantly knew it was a public toilet.

After a good sniff he smelled all the human urine, and he knew it was definitely a toilet.

If you have an aquarium with fishes, they will love you if you feed them the live brine shrimp.

Sadly, he can justify genocide and wiping out civilizations by quoting the bible. trump sez: 'if god can do it, so can I'

Will he read about genocide and mass destruction by flood, or about the murdering of the first born of Egypt, or about raping a virgin, or ...

Oh, we know who they voted for and they will again. They can go pound sand.

trump rapes another 10 year old.

Republicans: "look, over there, squirrel !!"

trump rapes another 10 year old.

Republicans: "look, over there, Biden !!"

trump sends them off to Pakistan with a copy of his Art of the Deal book and a coupon for one free Diet Coke.

Recalling the Iran hostages that ruined the legacy of President Carter and wondering what would happen to trump's presidency if Iran captured 400+ Americans and held them hostage again.

Wonder if Hannity knows that it was the church which brought him the repeal of Roe?

Very true. Researching some history of Persia and Iran, focusing on the US intervention, installing the Shah, and events after that. Starting with the movie Argo.

Tip: Do not use the food replicator in the bathroom. It only spits out paper towels. 🖖

I'll feed them when they're born, 🐣
They eat a lot of corn; 🐤
What they laid I'll eat for breakfast; 🥚
I'll make a nice roast from the last. 🍗

Look at an Electoral College map. The states in red are responsible for this. Shame them.

Anyone who drives slower than me is a moron.
Anyone who drives faster than me is a maniac.
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If they keep voting for GOP and if they aren't pressuring their GOP reps to act ... they can go pound sand.