Well they wouldn't put a prize inside if you weren't supposed to.

Screenshot form a Fallout computer game with the message "Everyone disliked that" in green text across the center.

So the guy who wanted to trademark the phrase "you're fired" can't even fire someone himself?

Yep, definitely the comics and not the oligarchy and fascism.

Ooh, you're gonna love sleep injuries.

NEW TMBG ALERT

*rings the bell*

Given JD's record it'd be an act of self defense on the Pope's part.

I need to get this printed on a T-shirt.

He "been with a woman at least once" mogged him.

He does check A LOT of the boxes.

Hmm, you're not a doctor either, Skippy.

Don't "knights templar" require someone to grant knighthood and a temple to guard? Doesn't seem likely in AD 2026.

That sounds like a massive security risk.

Really making that ivy league education seem worth it. /s

It's great that the proposed genocide is called off, at least temporarily. There's no way in hell he wrote that himself though.

Whatever up, babe! A new psychological pathology just dropped.

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What do you mean? The letters "NA" can only ever stand for "North America". "NA" is not applicable to any other combination of words. From the savannas of Namibia to the waves of the North Atlantic, a different meaning for "NA" is not available.

We need to banish that idea completely. Governments are not businesses and should not be run like one.

Marketing originally aimed at boomers going into their late 30s/early 40s.

It me!

How dare you!! That bike stays in the back of the garage with flat tires and extension cords draped over it as god intended.

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So we officially entered the "Running Man" part of the timeline. Awesome.

Hypothetically, I own checks. I couldn't locate them if my life depended on it, though.

Also, I work in a clinical lab so I have to write quite a bit every day. Over my many years my handwriting has evolved into a mostly legible blocky script with some vestiges of cursive here and there.

The Justice Dept has gone into CYA damage control mode.

Seems to be every other week now a days. You'd think I'd see it coming by now.

No and no.

Great. I just had to check out what you are talking about and now I have to find some sort of wizard or swamp crone to get my eyes uncursed.