Man it would be sick to see Biggie list more consoles on Juicy

Like on the list not physically

Hey @timplatt.bsky.social are you doing any shows on the 8-9th of May? Taking a trip to NY and you’re above the M&M store

Everyone cares about “Baby shoes never worn” but no one gives any respect to the second saddest poem, “Lost dog sign, sun bleached”.

XFL should’ve been the XGPA tour instead. Fights on the green, McIlroy literally choking instead of figuratively, etc.

By* fuck off

My coworker said they were jumpscared my “megalovania”

Anime Bullshit Song I had to make this because if I didn't I would lose my balls

For the shitheads that like Dandadan on.soundcloud.com/6IcBxHZth6Kf...

One of my most loved @secretsleepoversociety.com shirts. Unfortunately I sat in the chairs and drank both beers

You People Make Me Sick YouTube video by Super Samicom

My mom called a bacon melt a grilled cheese so I ran her car into the side of the house and put this classic on the TV

I don’t know what my brain was on about.

Hell yeah dude they’re a good band

“I’m bad at video games” says @tortots.bsky.social fighting the Orphan of Kos with no chalice dungeon bullshit on a completely blind run of Bloodborne

Absolute Batman goes so fucking hard all the time.

Anime Bullshit Song I had to make this because if I didn't I would lose my balls

Made another stupid track for those that really like Dandadan or my cat

It was wonderful seeing and spending ye olde good times with @bordeauxlands.bsky.social @tortots.bsky.social @tybowie.bsky.social @diceandyap.bsky.social @joe-morales.bsky.social and others I don’t have tags for! They’re the greatest.

There’s nothing like a ren faire with the people you love!

a pot of soup with a pink spoon in it ALT: a pot of soup with a pink spoon in it

But one slip up and it’s slop time!

My YouTube recommended videos is so fucked. I watch one little bit of slop so I can turn off my brain and the algorithm thinks I’m a little pig now oinking and gleefully gobbling buckets of the slop I crave more than air.

Folks they can’t all be funny

My wife be Majin on my Buu till I Bibidi

(she’s asking for the working PS5 controller)

Mark James Condon Obituary August 26, 2025 - Lambert Funeral Home View Mark James Condon's obituary, send flowers, find service dates, and sign the guestbook.

I’ll always think of you Mark. He was a fantastic step-dad. One I often called “Dad”. obits.lambertfuneralhome.com/mark-condon

You got room for one more?

Googling “how to make overnight oats for beginners” while a peloton crushes my balls and penis

It’s crazy that knowing you, that bow is ten whole feet tall

Miltank flow

You can do better Mike

I would like to see Ludacris make a horror movie. I would watch it immediately

Hey Dev I think you started speaking Dutch or something a quarter of way through (Vi/lllaoi) so could you translate thanks ☺️

She was close

His revenge song is good, but call me when that mariner writes a porn parody