There is absolutely a scene where someone is spending their winnings on a Nokia 101

But it would be incredibly fun to adapt for TV and you could give it an absolute banger of a soundtrack

would have to be careful not to sink too deep into post-Thatcher kitchen sink realism because then I would have accidentally done literature

I think if I was to write the Great Snooker Romance Novel I would probably have to make it a 90s period piece with an alternate universe Class of 92 to give it a bit of textural heft.

yeah he'll be back and back again

yeah but what if i did include a graph of BPM

Stan Moody grinning sheepishly as he proper arses it up is very, very relatable

spiralling here until i end up just encoding the spectrogram into the print idk

Should I have a 2 axis genre system? uptempo, midtempo, downtempo modifiers?

Should BALLAD be a genre? But you can have pop, rock, R&B ballads

Let's say Stay by Shakespeare's Sister. Do you really want me to put that in pop? Really?

I've got:
- pop
- rock
- dance
- hip hop
- novelty
- R&B
BUT

so I'm compiling a tea towel graphic for all the Number 1 singles of the 90s, and i was going to add a genre colour code but....

...genre is messy

Does "genre" even really mean anything in terms of music at this point?

Very athletic!

Snooker: an exquisite combination of classical physics, ASMR and psychic damage

bit energetic for me in my drone jazz era

i'll have you know that yours was the mention of AdP that finally made me go 'oh well i'd better go listen to their bandcamp'

Crucible.....of Passion!

An excerpt from Ellie's tea towel about the snooker triple crown events showing the names of winners on a green background, with appropriate flags and a snooker ball border that's misaligned, I'm sorry

Work in progress: I'm making something for the Snooker Massive and I think I need to make custom glyphs to denote various combos of century breaks & 147s

once more i ask snooker fandom where they're hiding the yaoi

you don't go with Stan as a name if you're not prepared to put some work in on the cue sports

Can remember seeing a CBeebies(?) documentary on iplayer about Stan Moody when he was eeeeeeven younger and about to try and win his tour card, bless him

improvised palazzo pant related misjudgement

The waistband I sewed is not correct in any dimension

sis this piece of paper is very small

Absolutely scandalised by what a FPP quilting pattern wants me to do

It looks fine and sunny but cold in Reykjavík, wish I was up there and heading down the main street to get some chips later

Wandering around muttering "if not, you should" waiting for someone to answer with the code phrase

Them: "Oh Zhao will just steamroller his first round opponent"

The Crucible: Imma make him work for it