The problem with Heartopia is that I’d much rather live there than here.

The good news is Kirsti Noem has been fired. The bad news is Markwayne Mullin is replacing her.

A woman plummer and a gay Jewish man just shook the UK political system in a seismic way! Reform, Labour and the British media are all incredulous. More of this please.

Saying that word was unintentional.

Keeping it on the broadcast without bleeping it wasn’t.

Fuck the #BBC and the rats running it.

“The left” is gonna say “I told you so” when AI crashes.

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Heartopia is very cute 🫶🏻

Oh ok that’s all I’ll be listening to all day then!

What good is the internet if we can’t incite violence against Nazis and pedophiles?

📢📢 STOP REPORTING ON THE OPINIONS OF BILLIONAIRES IF YOU’RE NOT GONNA BALANCE IT WITH THE OPINIONS OF THE WORKING CLASS📢📢

Your Party has been a step-by-step tutorial on how not to create a political party. 🥴

So many questions that we already know the answer to 🫩

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She’s ready.

EXTREMELY CONTROVERSIAL OPINION: Gwyneth Paltrow deserved an Oscar nom for Marty Supreme. #oscars

They really got No-Hit-Wonder Kid Rock and a bunch of Klan descendants to compete with the most watched televised music event of the year. They couldn’t even get their latest pet Nicki cause she’s not an American. 😂

Embarrassing is an understatement.

I think if Starmer goes Reform will make so much noise and get so much media attention that pressure will mount on Labour to call for early elections. And we’ve not really seen them have a spine so far so my guess is that they’ll cave eventually.

Just checking back on this…. 🫩

If anything we didn’t throw enough milkshakes at Farage’s face.

Turns out, YES.

We thought Nazis was the worst thing they could be. How wrong we were.

The thing about Nicki Minaj saying Trevor Noah is gay is that she’s still a sell out and a pedo defender.

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Justin Bieber went on that stage in his underwear looking like a white homeless Kanye and yall are worried about Chappell Roan’s breast plate?

“…..brexit, just the beginning “

Brexit, designed by paedos. Sold by grifters.
Bought by morons

I don’t wanna hear any more Lana del Rey songs. I’m tired of pretending I still enjoy her music. 😰

It’s always the religious motherfuckers accusing the LGBTQIA+ community.

And you fall for it every fucking time.

The President of the United States is a pedophile and a rapist.

I’m still going strong with my now 9 year streak of making a playlist with every song that I like that came out that year. 📀 (I also have a lot of side projects ideas. We should colab) 🙃

I am once again asking you to dump Spotify and give us some Apple Music playlists. 🥁

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Why is it so hard to find vape pens and edibles in the UK 😫

Just legalise this shit already.

I had many long-hair phases. 😰

This is triggering a lot of 19yo memories that I’d like to not revisit actually 🫥