I spent more on this plaplate cutter than I did on my high-end airbrush and I am a little ashamed at how infrequently I'm going to be using it

Don't go down that road

I really enjoyed Montreal during my visit last fall

At the comedy club on a special date with myself

Oops! Ate another chocolate bar

Life is pretty good when you dont know whats going on

Got pretty good at a few things

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I suspected this account was you before I saw this picture

I'm not a bad guy I just have a certain persona that the people that are special to me in my life have come to know and expect

Crab rangooner

I bet it feels good as hell to be vaporized

Ka D'argo looks like Tom Segura

Life is a struggle. Fuck it, watch Farscape

I'm performing missile strikes in my mind's eye

I heard that only Samsung owners go to heaven

I don't think it's a coincidence that ever since bandai rolled out their stupid card game every model kit from premium bandai shows up in stock on their website as soon as the pre-orders ship.

Listen here pal I got a chest freezer full of broccoli florets and I ain't afraid to cook 'em

Have you seen this petition yet? Sativa’s Law

A dear friend of mine was murdered in a DV situation a few years ago. Her Mom and sister have been hard at work advocating for DV victims. Please sign this petition to force abusers to be registered, much like predators. This will be my one serious post on here

c.org/P6J4q6S9w5

turns out she didnt like my "save a horse, ride my boner" parody

What Moses saw when he returned from Mt Sinai

I use all the time I save using keyboard shortcuts looking at my phone

In the last three months I have bought myself

-A 12in gong
-Cowboy boots
-A portable steam sauna

All of these positive changes in my life can be attributed to pulling my balls out at the urinal

One sec gotta go grab some inflammation brb

It is pretty cool huh

Forbidden sprinkles appreciation post

Lol sometimes on third party kits you've gotta cut mod the pegs a little

My fb is simple. I see xing xing on my tl, I give her a like. I love xing xing.

Did u know that when a chinese olympian loses they are hanged when they get home

Is this that godzillow atrocity