me #oblivion

Ignoring your page isn’t personal. It’s just Mayhem.

If it’s hard to know who I’m supporting in #sixnations you only have to look at the goodies in supply. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 #6nations

He’s absolutely fine! I told him to get out the bedroom so I could sleep longer and I’m 99% sure he started wretching to get his own back 😅

Nothing can get you out of bed quicker than the sound of your dog wretching

Sorry I’m causing the operating theatre to run late. I have to listen to Abracadabra 10 times before I can leave the house.

I’m a man of refined taste, what can I say? 😅

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Oh no. It’s happened. I’m getting old beyond humour allows.

I pulled a muscle sitting on the sofa playing Skyrim.

Ward rounds = sonic. There’s nothing faster than the ortho rounds

My on calls are sponsored by Knuckles’ soundtracks

It’s all downhill in your thirties, so it may as well be on skis ⛷️🎿🏔️🚠

I love listening to dieticians and nutritionists. “Always Add, avoid restricting”.

* he says whilst adding peanut butter to the pre-nutella’d snack spoon

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It’s so nice to have a companion with this obsession.
GOT PLACES TO GO GOTTA FOLLOW MY RAINBOW

This is going to be the main feature of my 2025 spotify wrapped, I can just tell…

Post your favourite selfie of 2024!

The only time I managed to get my nose into a ‘book’ this year, and it took me to fly to Pamla.
Now, any good skyscanner deals? 🛫🏖️

I read this sipping lemsip from my deathbed

Boxing day: watching a 3 hour youtube video on game reviews for games I know I won’t have the time to play 😍

There’s never going to be Sunday scaries with this softie having a cuddle

Yikes, @monzo.com wasn’t pulling any punches

They mean my revision isn’t going very well. I haven’t had coffee yet so going to blame that 😅

Why is medicine like this? My life is ruled by these tiny, abrasive nasties.

I only had 6 pints* last night and my head is pounding. Definitely a sign I’m getting old.

*of orange juice and lemonade 🧃

‪Is "enthusiastically" an appropriate answer when someone asks how I take my coffee?‬

She’s so regal 👸😍

Wondering what to get the ortho reg for Christmas?

Might order a bigger tree.

Not me listening to lofi beats rn whilst sitting in existential dread after an exam preparation day

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And for that entire day, they’ve made one page of notes look very pretty on the ipad with the paper-imitating screen protector.

Love youtubing exam prep, and the phrase “you should focus on this topic” and then they list off all of the contents of medical school.

Look at me, being all fucking festive