Note to self: avoid Sauron

Oh no, they're growing uncomfortable. What's next? Feeling awkward?

Every morning, I check to see if the old man died. So far, nothing.

Hmm yeah, me too

I love the hell out of this joke

Coming from the person writing a book called History of the Button, all I can do is post…

In other news, TIL that Rod Serling (of the Twilight Zone) was responsible for the Statue of Liberty at the end of Planet of the Apes, and the entire 60s clicked in place in my brain

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Right before the scheduled loss of signal when they go behind the moon

Artemis II, the moon, and the earth, and our TV, all viewed at the same time.

Running low on Gantt charts

Of all the things to go wrong on an outer space mission, Outlook drops a big one

No, you’re starting wars

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Artemis II is down to launch in 10 minutes. Put everything else away. Tune into nasa.gov

Solar Punk 2026!

Now get out and vote in the midterms like your life depends on it, because it does. #NoKings

So Trump is gonna put signature on our currency? Is there anything that the effing egomaniac won’t do?

Please go back in time and say we said hello

What happened to "America First"?

Trump is like a human version of the One Ring. You cannot use him for good, or even really your own purpose. He's an inherently corrupting power that only ever serves his one master, himself. When you use him, you become bound to his will.

Yes the world is a pile of garbage, but when your cat leaves gifts for you, it’s somehow a bit better

Goddamn man baby

Ohhh interesting! We’re heading to Philadelphia next month

looks like we traded generations of healthcare for 4 days worth of missiles

Operation Epstein Fury indeed

@taco.cat Hey, found this t-shirt for you! Crappy reflection and all that, but here you go

Try a fourth

Sigh. Fucking sigh.

so far i think in the last 48 hours trump has called

- michael scherer at the atlantic
- jonathan karl, abc
- jake tapper, cnn
- axios
- bret baier, fox news
- the new york times
- the washington post

just noting that when he wants to sell a war, suddenly theyre not "fake news" anymore