Slurdle: wordle for slurs

the pro advanced techniques really changed the balance, like waltzdashing and buttigiegguarding

Que Sora, Sora

Now how am I gonna watch Not Will Smith Not Eating Spaghetti

I hope this gives him more time to spend with the measles

“Work”

Don’t you guys have a hospital to be bombing

The remedy to all our impostor syndromes

I can’t wait for my 50 State Poopcoin collector folio

If AI hurts us by atrophying our capacity for introspection, wouldn’t indoor plumbing hurt us in exactly the same way, by atrophying our capacity for squatting over a hole in the ground in the woods in the dark?

In Gethsemane you can clip through the terrain and fall all the way to New York and see the prerelease Book of Mormon DLC assets

they’ve closed the strait of kubernetes

As a 10x developer I can use multiple sick per day

Greedy pipe man meme, where the pipe is "bandwidth" and the greedy man is "front-end javascript frameworks" while the starving man is "transport layer security".

The discussions at #RealWorldCrypto about Post-Quantum Cryptography and certificate sizes be like

But doctor, I *am* the Ides of March

It’s hard to blame woke DEI when the military is losing a war because of the straits.

I’ll bite on this one. If you don’t want sender-fetched previews, why not just send the link and let the receiver’s client (auth and) fetch previews after decryption?

right wing propaganda depends on everyone pretending they're journalism

Love that it worked so well for you! What do you think made it work as a daily driver for you as opposed to other users?

Of course not, they’re flat earthers

To be fair to Steven, solving new and big problems is hard. Hindsight is 20/20 but shutting your eyes tight and ignoring all the internal feedback is 0/20. The massive leadership failure here is siloing all the teams and sidelining people who actually understand why the fuck anyone uses your product

The hopeful bright spot here is that in an industry where dipshits fail upwards into being charge of larger and more important product areas, occasionally the person responsible gets shown the door and whiles away their days writing self fanfic substacks

Wow dude. A 2 decade planned transition including a high performing emulation layer worked out better than just shitting out XAML placeholders that lack feature parity with no backstop. Too bad everyone working on Windows at the time didn’t point this out!

“Apple, seeing these same problems (remember the “I’m a Mac” commercials) starting with OS X, spent the next two decades moving to new OS APIs for apps. It was not quick, but they moved the ecosystem and removed old code. Unlike Windows up until recently, where you could still run Excel 4…”

“Where we were wrong was in moving the ecosystem to a new app model fast enough that was safer, more reliable, more power efficient. A lot of people rebelled about this. They wanted the old Windows app model.”

Imagine leading the product direction of windows and forgetting back compat

239. Mac Neo and my afternoon of reflection and melancholy I'm completely blown away by Mac Neo. It made me think a lot about what we tried to accomplish with Windows 8 more than a dozen years ago. Being early is no different than being wrong…mostly.

When I’m in a not understanding my legendarily career ending and product goodwill destroying leadership fuckup competition and my opponent is Steven Sinofsky

never overestimate the power of transformative technology in the hands of tyrants with vanishingly small imaginations

What size shoes does Brent wear?

How crazy that when the only job qualification is “having access to resources” the people who have those jobs are frequently dummies with access to resources

This is going SO well buddy, please keep posting