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A man riding a computer chip as if it is a motorcycle

A man riding a computer chip as if it is a motorcycle

Logging on.

8 hours ago 24 3 0 0
Most relatively popular Fetlife kink for each state
Based on how disproportionately users from that state like that kink, when compared with other states
Source: Fetlife, n = 658,392
claws
sensual play
pirates
fire play
Age Play
dispers
body sodification
high protocol
clows
dacryphilia
cht
violet wand
Shene
high protocol
clowns
daddy/babygirl
piggy play
play piercing
protocol
douchane
crucifixion play
cosplay
seoking
business suits cun
panties
high protocol
enforced bedtime
race play
human ashtray
boot licking
big tits
interrogation
sepads ploy
domination
Massachusetts
Mar Serare
phone tiland
寂灬
encasement fetish
foot worship

Most relatively popular Fetlife kink for each state Based on how disproportionately users from that state like that kink, when compared with other states Source: Fetlife, n = 658,392 claws sensual play pirates fire play Age Play dispers body sodification high protocol clows dacryphilia cht violet wand Shene high protocol clowns daddy/babygirl piggy play play piercing protocol douchane crucifixion play cosplay seoking business suits cun panties high protocol enforced bedtime race play human ashtray boot licking big tits interrogation sepads ploy domination Massachusetts Mar Serare phone tiland 寂灬 encasement fetish foot worship

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1 day ago 9 0 4 2
slurpee machine with one crashed screen

slurpee machine with one crashed screen

I'm drinking the Bios Crash slurpee I hope it crashes my bios I hope I blue screen

8 months ago 18555 5980 229 356
A SKLETEN WHOSE HIGHER THEN A FUCKEN MOUNTAIN HOLDIN A BIG JOINT "ITS 420 TIME TO GO TO THE SPENSARY THAT LOOKS LIKE A THERAPISTS OFFICE AND GIVE A GUY WITH AMUSTACHE 62 BUCK'S " - SAY WHAT U WILL ABOUT TURNING A BUNCH OF PLANT'S INTO A NEW KIND OF STORE WHERE THEY PUT A BUCH OF HEXAGONS ON THE WALL EVERYWHERE FOR NO REASON BUT AT LEAST YOU DONT HAVE TO GO TO "A GUYS HOUSE" AND WATCH JEPARDY WITH HIM , I HATE COPORATIONS BUT I CANT BE WATCHING THIS MUCH JEPARDY - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

A SKLETEN WHOSE HIGHER THEN A FUCKEN MOUNTAIN HOLDIN A BIG JOINT "ITS 420 TIME TO GO TO THE SPENSARY THAT LOOKS LIKE A THERAPISTS OFFICE AND GIVE A GUY WITH AMUSTACHE 62 BUCK'S " - SAY WHAT U WILL ABOUT TURNING A BUNCH OF PLANT'S INTO A NEW KIND OF STORE WHERE THEY PUT A BUCH OF HEXAGONS ON THE WALL EVERYWHERE FOR NO REASON BUT AT LEAST YOU DONT HAVE TO GO TO "A GUYS HOUSE" AND WATCH JEPARDY WITH HIM , I HATE COPORATIONS BUT I CANT BE WATCHING THIS MUCH JEPARDY - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

HELL YEA - dashare.zone ADMIN

2 days ago 426 109 0 5
You have found a 2006 Honda Civic.
Would you like to pick it up?
Yes
No

You have found a 2006 Honda Civic. Would you like to pick it up? Yes No

Answer me

2 days ago 28 0 0 0
TV and vhs tapes

TV and vhs tapes

This is what going on the internet used to feel like

5 days ago 1577 356 22 18
we still talk about you (headphone jack)

we still talk about you (headphone jack)

Yea

1 week ago 95 14 0 1
bart simpson i hate america

bart simpson i hate america

Getting older means realizing that Bart Simpson was right about America

1 week ago 32 1 0 0
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I do not discuss domestic affairs with canadians

1 week ago 4 0 1 0
who drink arnorl palmer

who drink arnorl palmer

I have desperately wanted this shirt for a decade and never found the original retailer. Only crude knockoffs which I do not want

1 week ago 139 23 6 1

Shout out to all the artists creating despite it all. Don't let them steal your light.

3 weeks ago 41 12 0 0
Some day
for the last time
and for the rest of history
be thought about again
V
after you've died
by a friend
you will never
fortnite
you will be thought about
EPIC GAMES
or a relative
not even once

Some day for the last time and for the rest of history be thought about again V after you've died by a friend you will never fortnite you will be thought about EPIC GAMES or a relative not even once

the Wisdom Of The Computer

2 weeks ago 1309 145 45 18
HATER ROOM

HATER ROOM

Where I post from

2 weeks ago 69 10 0 0
A SKELETEIN FLICKEN OFF THERE COMPUTER "THE ONLY GPT I CARE ABOUT IS GETTING HIGH AND PANICING BECAUSE I GOT TOO HIGH " - YOU WILL NEVER CONVINCE ME THAT A PROGRAM THAT BOILS SMALL TOWNS IN ORDER TO ASSEMBLE MEANINGLESS ENGLISH LANGUAGE SENTENCES IN A STATISTICAL MANNER VOID OF MEANING IS "INTELLIGENT" ANY MORE THAN MY FUCKEN APPLE 2 WAS INTELIGENT WHEN I LOADED UP ELIZA AND IT RESPONDED TO ME USING QUESTIONS MIXED WITH FRAGMENTS OF WHAT I TYPED TO IT EARLIER , HUMANS ARE DUMB AS FUCK BUT ONE THING YOU CAN GUARANTEE FOR SURE IS THAT COMPUTERS WILL ALWAYS BE DUMBER, WE SHOULD ALL FOLLOW THE EXAMPLE OF KURT RUSSEL IN DA MOVIE "THE THING" AND DESTROY EVERY COMPUTER WHO THINKS THERE BETTER THAN HUMANS, IF THE VENTURE CAPTALISTS LIKE THIS SHIT SO MUCH THEY CAN PUT THE DATA CENTERS AT THERE HOUSE AND TALK TO IT ALL DAY AND WE CAN SEIZE THERE WEALTH WHILE THERE BUSY GETTING COMPLIMENTED BY THERE PHONE - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

A SKELETEIN FLICKEN OFF THERE COMPUTER "THE ONLY GPT I CARE ABOUT IS GETTING HIGH AND PANICING BECAUSE I GOT TOO HIGH " - YOU WILL NEVER CONVINCE ME THAT A PROGRAM THAT BOILS SMALL TOWNS IN ORDER TO ASSEMBLE MEANINGLESS ENGLISH LANGUAGE SENTENCES IN A STATISTICAL MANNER VOID OF MEANING IS "INTELLIGENT" ANY MORE THAN MY FUCKEN APPLE 2 WAS INTELIGENT WHEN I LOADED UP ELIZA AND IT RESPONDED TO ME USING QUESTIONS MIXED WITH FRAGMENTS OF WHAT I TYPED TO IT EARLIER , HUMANS ARE DUMB AS FUCK BUT ONE THING YOU CAN GUARANTEE FOR SURE IS THAT COMPUTERS WILL ALWAYS BE DUMBER, WE SHOULD ALL FOLLOW THE EXAMPLE OF KURT RUSSEL IN DA MOVIE "THE THING" AND DESTROY EVERY COMPUTER WHO THINKS THERE BETTER THAN HUMANS, IF THE VENTURE CAPTALISTS LIKE THIS SHIT SO MUCH THEY CAN PUT THE DATA CENTERS AT THERE HOUSE AND TALK TO IT ALL DAY AND WE CAN SEIZE THERE WEALTH WHILE THERE BUSY GETTING COMPLIMENTED BY THERE PHONE - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

SHIT GPT - dashare.zone ADMIN

3 weeks ago 975 232 0 7
A brave man refused to perform the Nazi salute in front of the officer.
His name is Adolf, a World War I veteran. He shot and killed Hitler in 1945, ending World War II.

A brave man refused to perform the Nazi salute in front of the officer. His name is Adolf, a World War I veteran. He shot and killed Hitler in 1945, ending World War II.

Wow !

3 weeks ago 19 0 1 0
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#ヤギ

3 weeks ago 94 8 0 1
nine inch nails pretty freight machine

nine inch nails pretty freight machine

Best railcar graffiti I've ever seen

3 weeks ago 6286 1536 40 39
Set Me On Fire...

Set Me On Fire...

Please Don't

3 weeks ago 41 6 0 0

Just don't build or use or design stuff that kills people

1 month ago 167 16 1 2
art supplies & pain

art supplies & pain

How artists are made

1 month ago 65 12 0 0

Carol an insane name for a frog

1 month ago 34 4 0 0
a crab being carried by a drone

a crab being carried by a drone

This crab is the most terrified an animal has ever been.

1 month ago 35 7 5 2
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The guy eats Big Macs for lunch. He gets taken out or dies of natural causes every other week. They walked Vance through the hall of Clone Vats his first day. I'm sorry. It doesn't matter. We're on #28. I hate to break this to you. Dolly the sheep was like 1992. Wake up.

3 months ago 98 13 1 4

one of these days I'm gonna reply to one of the hundreds of AI Influencer publicists who contact the podcast each week and say "sure we'll have the guy on" and see what happens

1 month ago 209 4 14 0
I DON'T TURN ON MY HEADLIGHTS BECAUSE:
1. I AM NOT A SHEEP
2. I REFUSE TO LIVE IN FEAR
3. I CAN SEE JUST FINE
4. I RESPECT YOUR CHOICE TO USE YOUR LIGHTS, SO RESPECT MY CHOICE NOT TO
5. IF OTHER DRIVERS CAN NOT SEE ME, THAT IS THEIR PROBLEM.
6. IT MAY BE A LAW, BUT IT IS UNJUST AND INFRINGES ON MY CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHTS
7. I HAVE A MEDICAL EXEMPTION AND YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO ASK ME ABOUT THAT
8. I AM A MEMBER OF THE FREEDOM TO DRIVE IN THE DARK COMMITTEE

I DON'T TURN ON MY HEADLIGHTS BECAUSE: 1. I AM NOT A SHEEP 2. I REFUSE TO LIVE IN FEAR 3. I CAN SEE JUST FINE 4. I RESPECT YOUR CHOICE TO USE YOUR LIGHTS, SO RESPECT MY CHOICE NOT TO 5. IF OTHER DRIVERS CAN NOT SEE ME, THAT IS THEIR PROBLEM. 6. IT MAY BE A LAW, BUT IT IS UNJUST AND INFRINGES ON MY CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHTS 7. I HAVE A MEDICAL EXEMPTION AND YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO ASK ME ABOUT THAT 8. I AM A MEMBER OF THE FREEDOM TO DRIVE IN THE DARK COMMITTEE

Why I Don't Turn On My Headlights !!

1 month ago 42 9 0 2
Pick two. Low Prices. Fast Delivery. Labor rights

Pick two. Low Prices. Fast Delivery. Labor rights

Fuck Amazon

1 month ago 56 3 0 0

I will NOT play the new Pokemon game because there's too many creatures now and the plasticity of my brain is already holding on by one slimy little thread.

1 month ago 50 2 3 0
Vanessa betrayed me

Vanessa betrayed me

Fuck You Vanessa

1 month ago 39 2 1 0
Hey libs you said you'd riot if roe got overturned, pay up

Hey libs you said you'd riot if roe got overturned, pay up

Still waiting

1 month ago 47 16 1 0
Scheduled Horse_ Moment.Exe
Please stand by for a scheduled Horse
Moment.
?
X
You will now contemplate and reflect.
This is a time of seriousness.
You currently have scheduled Horse Moments turned on.
You can not change this in settings.

Scheduled Horse_ Moment.Exe Please stand by for a scheduled Horse Moment. ? X You will now contemplate and reflect. This is a time of seriousness. You currently have scheduled Horse Moments turned on. You can not change this in settings.

It's a Horse Moment

1 month ago 240 82 1 4