Bleat!!

I thought there was a cat walking in but it was a pillow sitting still

This made my heart flutter

Bleat!

Bleat!

Okay so you might see this video with the audio muted. Now imagine how the music must sound like. I urge you to unmute and listen to what it's actually like because I guarantee you you're not prepared for it.

Aww, fuck that. The inner child must be protected.

Lynne Thigpen as "The Chief" from Where In Time Is Carmen Sandiego

Lock the fuck in, Gumshoes. Carmen Sandiego stole a priceless wax pressing of "One of These Nights" by the Eagles. You've got to stop her before she travels back in time to 149 BC Carthage and trades it to Scipio Africanus the Younger for a kilo of the good shit.
*Rockapella bops on stage*

Meditating and focusing my entire mind on willing myself out of existence

Do you really have to yes/hehe every single reply

Wow.

Note to self: $33,548

One of my favourite parts of Pokémon lore is how it’s canon that Pokémon League President Rose’s dad died in the Miners Strikes

Which also suggests Margaret Thatcher is canon to Pokémon

Some people have misunderstood this.

We literally saw how Claude itself, coded by Claude, turns one API call into a DOS of thousands upon thousands of API calls done in the sloppiest fucking way possible.

This postmortem shows Bluesky vibecoded a function to DOS itself, in a similarly stupid way.

I never want to be a killjoy so I won't get in the way of people dancing in the streets when he drops dead but I think one reason everyone is so thirsty for it is we tacitly understand that to be the only consequence he'll ever face. Which sucks! There should be way more consequences

Every gay friend group

Have you ever seen a caribou this big??

10ft Now available made to order 🦌

That's a comfort meal I very much miss from my pre-vegan days :')

I feel that.

What Radicalized You? Panel 1 A woman sits at a desk talking to her boss who has his feet up on the desk. Boss: As part of ongoing restructuring your position has been eliminated. We'd like to thank you for the 30 years you spent with us. Woman: But we made record profits last quarter. Panel 2 A man stands in front of a dumpster full of food. His boss stands behind him. Boss: Make sure you lock up the dumpster after you throw out all this food. Wouldn't want any bums to get at it. Panel 3 A man stands against a wall, holding his arms up in the air, looking afraid. A police officer points a gun at him. Cop: Police! Drop the weapon, boy. Man: What weapon? Cop: Stop resisting! Panel 4 Lester sits in a booth at a restaurant. He's holding a menu that says "Cluck Bucket" on it. He looks pissed. Lester: $24.99 for chicken wings?

Enough is enough.

Bonus panel on Patreon!

It's a stock photo

I'm a deer so

I wish I didn't exist

Bluesky has activated the Emergency Pervert Filter, which makes the site basically unusable for known perverts. This filter was activated hours ago. Anyone struggling to use the site should notify their local police. Thank you!

i know you've got a taste
so just take a bite of me

I love it.

An anthro deer with a croptop that says 'rut slut' on it

Feels like I've been working on this one forever, and I still need to fix up some little spots, but it's coming along.

Photosensitivity warnings always annoy the hell out of me.

If you know it's a problem, fucking fix it. Your flashing lights are not more important to the piece than someone's ability to experience it.

artwork in watercolor, colored pencil, and ink. the image is a screaming canine facing at the viewer. it's eyes are obscured by black ink, and its mouth a pitch black with ink slicing horizontally across the open maw.

an exercise in self-loathing

mixed media, 4x4 inches, 2025