Happy New Year, lovelies. 💜

Happy Christmas to you too, sweetie 💜

Christmas family photo. Featuring Mum, Me, Bilbo, and Nate.

Not featuring Princess Leia (cos she's a grumpy old lady) nor Pippin (cos he's a chaos gremlin.)

Merry Christmas, everybody! 💜

It's been a... while.

Ok, a year. And it's been a supremely shite year. That has ended with my new Xmas tradition of getting injured over the holidays.

Here's hoping next year is better.

a man with a mustache is smiling and looking up at the sky . ALT: a man with a mustache is smiling and looking up at the sky .

Mum is no longer wondering why she agreed to Cagemas.

Showing her 'The Unbearable Weight Of Massive Talent.' And she loves it.

Oh, I win!

Mum got me a special edition of 'The Song of Achilles.' It's BEAUTIFUL.

Brown tabby cat trying to look innocent whilst surrounded by wrapping paper. Do not trust his attempt at innocence.

The cats have had a really fun morning/early afternoon.

Bilbo approves of Cagemas.

My mum... is questioning her sanity for agreeing to Cagemas.

Our internet is back in time to kick off Cagemas with 'Con Air.'

You are all shocked by this, I know.

Nicolas Cage as Santa Claus. Yeah. Seriously. Cos he's Saint Nic..

This is not the time for the internet to fuck up. Tomorrow is Cagemas Eve! And we're meant to be watching Con Air.

Get it together, Plusnet.

Redhead with massive forehead and glasses getting kissed on the cheek by an adorable tabby and white cat.

Posted this on The Other Place.

I decided to dye my hair purple for winter... And somehow ended up even brighter red.

Leia, apparently, didn't mind. And she wanted to get in on the selfies.

A ridiculously smug, very floofy ginger cat sits on his purple throne. He even has his own cushion. ('A crazy little thing called love' is the slogan. Cos every prince needs a cushion with Queen lyrics.)

This is Pippin.

Presented without comment.

Today was soooo not the time to not be able to sleep.

Mum arrives for Xmas in a little over 12 hours. I need to have the place spotless.

Meanwhile, Nate has a bad arm, my toes are still broken, and shaving Pippin would just annoy him. So... yeah, something tells me this won't go to plan.

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Given the Other Place seems to be going to Hell in a Handbag...

Twitteros dad.

Stupid autocorrect.

ORCS! 💜💜💜

It is! And it's our dear Twitter Dad Patrick!

So glad to see you here.