Is that a hot dog in your pocket or am I just really hungry for a hot dog

Temu Harper Lee

Mr bean is short for Mysterious bean

Changing your Facebook profile photo in 2026 is psychotic

I yassified my bf & his mum when she joked I should filter her face and forgot to delete the subscription so I paid $59 for this

Happy new year lovely! 💗💗💗💗

Happy new year

There’s an acorn on my flight

Hello bees!!

Grateful to the boomer who told me childfree people have zero stress and complete financial security, I didn’t realise what I had 🙏🏼

Finally got the courage to correct someone for spelling my name wrong and I called them a completely incorrect name. I’m sorry Ann/Jane

This expensive Dyson fan may not be efficient, but at least it’s ear-shatteringly loud

In my defence I don’t really understand it

I hope this e-snail finds you shell

I’m so sorry Omar. I have been praying for you and your family and for good news soon ❤️

One day she may actually kill me

Amen brother

Frankenstein 2: Pig in the City

From AusLegal to AmItheAsshole: why I’m downvoting the social media ban on Reddit | Deirdre Fidge We know young people are dancing on Tik Tok, and doing whatever the hell is happening on Kick, but my sympathies are with those about to be booted off Reddit

Wrote about the teen social media ban, specifically Reddit www.theguardian.com/media/commen...

Surprisingly, the least popular magnet at this hospital gift shop is the one saying ‘HAPPINESS: IT’S A CHOICE’

Yes

Do-Badders only!!!

House near me has a big handmade sign: ‘NO DO-GOODERS’ and I desperately want to knock & ask what prompted the sign. It’s not do-gooder behaviour to be annoying

ROCK CHUGG

My essay about childhood heroes was in this year’s HSC English exam – it made me rethink who mine really were | Deirdre Fidge Everyone warned me against choosing humanities-heavy subjects – but these classes opened my mind and excited me in ways that still affect me today

Found out an article I wrote was in the HSC exam! Kind of cool to be honest www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...

Olive: 🫨

Are you nude?

Spare a thought for Melbourne youths, they’re going through a lot (Elon Musk made ketamine lame)

@figgled.bsky.social Is this you? Because it aged extremely well.