Never stop talking about the #EpsteinFiles. Never.

This image shows a person sitting on a bench seat inside a train or subway car, holding a large, fluffy dog on their lap. The dog has a thick, light gray to tan coat with a darker face, and its tongue is hanging out as it appears happily panting. The person is wearing a red jacket and blue jeans. The dog's leash is visible, and the person's hand is gently holding it. The window by their side lets in natural light, and blurred passengers can be seen seated further along the train.

Has science gone too far?

#GoneTooFar

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i would never be able to do hookup culture id accidentally say i love u and it would be so embarrassing

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I will never understand how millions of so called Christians blindly follow the most un-Christlike piece of shit imaginable.

Doggo KNOWS what's coming.

It’s sexy af when he cooks but when he does the dishes without a press conference I’m ready to meet his parents.

Anyone know whether today is a ‘ceasefire’ day or a ‘destroy your civilisation’ day yet?

Ok i noticed this too! Why the dead pets??? 😭

One of my cats is trying to mind meld with me and I am not having it.

"The Night Feeling" - my oil painting

The only reason to announce a total victory before reaching a signed deal is to manipulate the markets for profit taking.

I wish I enjoyed Dave Matthews Band music as much as their politics. But one outta two ain’t bad

Please don't use speaker phone while in library. Ask for headphones at the front desk.

Only a fallen society needs this sign

This is the worst. 😑 Hang in there.

I'm a bright guy, yet I still can't wrap my brain around 100 year old sourdough starters.

Rockwell freedom of speech painting

A cup of drip coffee should not cost more than $2

calories don't count if you don't remember what the fuck you ate

it’s science

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“The server is experiencing issues.”

Aw, just like when I worked at Chili’s before I came out.

Not enough people are talking about how hard it is to provide a nutritious, home-cooked dinner at a consistent, reasonable hour when you work a full-time job.

Me, seductively: I'm wearing edible panties*
*two slices of pizza held in place by Twizzlers tied around my waist

I felt the same way

I’m old enough to remember caramel before the Great Saltening.

So, it's okay for a cat to run away and hide under the bed when visitors come, but,
when I do it, it's "rude" and "antisocial."

I'm still not ever eating McDonalds