worst first words for a baby to have

whats the ratio at now, i havnt kept up with the actual elvis population

which one do you choose first?~

tummy view

you thought it was sweet when she invited you over to her place to "play" you never thought it would have been this kind of playing though,,,

hey! s-stop sitting there staring !! ...why not come help out...?

what did you say thats got her staring at you like that?

This is actually the first time I’ve ever drawn pomni

Robot's turn!!!

They're both quite overwhelming for each other...

late night + early morning puppy butt for ur tl :3

Double trouble

Gf teasing ❤️

holy shit its perfect

ITS VR TIME BABY I CAN LIVE MY TRUTH

Honorary Angels 💖 #zzzero

A collage of 5 illustrations of Yixuan from Zenless Zone Zero. She's seen from a low angle, turning back and looking over her shoulder, laying on her side, covering her chest, and leaning forward. She's wearing her hairpin, a leather sleeve and gloves, a gold arm band and nothing else. In one pose, her qing ming bird is sitting on her head. In the first version, Chinese talismans are covering her like pasties. In the second version, her bare breasts are entirely visible. For the full version, please consider supporting my Patreon at www.patreon.com/akairiot! Thank you!

please...teach me, Shifu...

an artwork by Spindle of the character Tether, a woman with short black hair, black scelra, red irises, white pupils (cybernetic eyes). Topless, the artowrk is cropped at just above the cleavage. She's smiling and looking down

:)

cain would absolutely chris actually this is perfect

Digital Circus is for frickin girls sorry. If you buy a ticket to that shit and you're a guy... Like sorry bro but people are gonna think you're gay. You should be watching Gaslight District bro, you're just begging to be pegged bro.

im the robot sidekick in this scenario i think

Blank Bluesky feed

Hi I'm Bluesky, I love AI code and dropping a cartoon anvil on my head that causes a tall lump to spontaneously form and birds to circle my head

and i can think of 1 (one) reason to own one, (they look cool as fuck) and 1 is better than 5 so it wins

cmm for @lunaekipwii.bsky.social 🩷

pool aria 👼🩱

March 7th 🎀💠 #StarRail