Where are my attainable-hot boys, the solid 7s and 8s? As a generous 7.2 on a good day, I think we need a kissing… I mean a support group.

Now you truly have it all

One may try, one will fail.

If it’s all going to end, please men of the internet flirt smth me

Goddamn the way I stopped my scroll… abrupt, well worth it 😍

Most fun I’ve had watching a Half Time show, and least fun I’ve had watching Super Bowl commercials, in years!!

Why does a late night Uber Eats order taste better than typical midnight snacking??

There is a kidney bean emoji. We don’t have universal healthcare… but we have a kidney bean emoji.

The degree to which I am desperate for a bear hug by a big, furry man is potentially illegal.

I completely get the hype of Miami in November.

Truly no question for me! I’m usually a fire or dragon girlie but ghosts have been ramped up in recent gens.

If you see this, quote this post with your favorite Ghost-type Pokémon 👻

From suburbs to cityscapes, I’ll picket for the DC metro (as awful as it is) to remain forever

Definitely caught myself in a doom scroll of bad news yesterday. It’s got me waking up too early and scrolling again, talk about vicious cycle! Picking up a book instead

You ever just feel like a kid in a candy store? Where you were told you can pick only one thing but everything is too good to pass up?

That’s what my Saturday feels like 👀 📩

I’ve seen Death Becomes Her (film, not musical) 1000 times. For the first time ever, I noticed today that Goldie Hawn gets a distractingly large amount of lipstick on her teeth… 🫦💄

I have a sneaking suspicion that based on how frequently I see people use “constantly” in every day speech… that folks don’t actually KNOW what is constant or not.

I’ll have you know, I’m an insatiable flirt. (That’s a threat and a promise)

If you’re nice to me, I’ll tell you if I found a unicorn at the other end of those rays 🦄☀️

You should be good and do good for the sake of it. Everything else is icing on the cake.

I now walk every morning and rather than lament that I haven’t done so for the four years we’ve been in this house, I instead marvel that calm trails are five minutes from my door.

Using the fact that something’s “always been done” as a defense for doing it again/still is relying on a cyclical cause and effect argument that will always prove itself right.

You know whose intellect operates at that basic of a level? A toddler.

Grow up.

There comes a moment in every man’s life where he realizes his DMs are open.

Clarke?

Trevi fountain in the sunshine, but really it’s a portal of escape!

Work has been driving me nuts for months now. I feel like between it and the news lately, there’s no respite!

So here’s a pic from my trip to Italy last week where, for just a second, I thought fondly about the future

Fairy, fire, steel with a special mention to poison

The rapid decent I feel everything is on has me feeling like, “What’s the point” — to cope, I reclaim peace in stupid little milestones.

Folded all the laundry? Good boy have a treat! Baked bread for the week? Good boy have a rest! Otherwise, it’s all sad boy vibes!! 🫠

Busiest February ever and it’s just begun… 🫥

Shit’s been wild from all angles. Makes me want a vacation and by vacation I mean a coma… 😰

Who’d like to break the rules?

I know right… it’s a hate crime!