Charlie Browns mom: Waaah wah wah wah waaah waaah waaah wah
Charlie Brown: oh, you mean pigpen
Charlie browns mom: Wah way. Waaaah wahwahwah wah wah waaah waaaah wahwhawah wah wah
Charlie Brown: yeah I get that. It’s pretty bad over there but I don’t think they hit him
This looks more like you'll be able to create an alias of sorts for your current account; since you'll still receive emails intended for your "old" email address, it doesn't really turn the old one off. You could create a filter to sort it out for you but technically it'll still be there.
We were doing some mimicking this morning:
Me: Mamamama
baby: mamamama
Me: baba
baby: baba
Me: bababababa
baby: bababababa
Me: * loud fart *
baby: boooooot
Dear Diary,
Today I broke a sweat cleaning a diaper pail
thots and prayers
It’s true of most of the city, but is there any place in America that isn’t going through this kind of shift? Is there a place where chains are being replaced by mom&pops?
Store aisle shelves stuffed on one side with inflatable ducks faces the other, stuffed with inflatable flamingos.
some shit is about to go down
About half the time I type “have“ into my ipad with a keyboard, it‘s replaced with the word “haven’t”
Post a pic you took, no context, to bring some zen to the feed.
App on Macs and iOS products
been wondering how our miele vacuum has been so efficient and, seemingly, never needing a bag change. turns out the bag was mis-installed and now the inside of the machine is filled with crap.
hey that’s *my* neighborhood!
timeline cleanser
youtube.com/shorts/hCQh5...
chat how do i keep him bald without shaving his head?
people keep telling me ways to encourage walking — no i do not want to encourage his ability to run around the apartment yet thank you
we must kill god
too many sharp edges and corners — something expensive is going to get snagged
sorry, sunny side's unavailable
cosigned
Dashboard Confessional voice:
cat hair is everywhere
Just discovered the Twist works for this Strokes song and I’m the oldest 40-something on a dance floor in Bushwick
every day I have to check my emails. this is no way to live
buying a pomegranate is an act of hope
beginning to suspect there is neither rhyme NOR reason to these neighborhood fireworks
trash jones @jzux so funny that one of santa's reindeer is named Vixen. imagine your name is John and your brothers' names are Jim, James, Josh, and Slut 3:06 PM • 2022-12-20
Love it when a plan comes together
Having A Great Time With Phone Case Decision Paralysis
after changing my son’s diaper, i stop to scoop the cat litter before washing my hands
me: i deserve a Black Belt in Six Sigma
Something extremely satisfying to finishing a meal at a pizza place and using exactly the fistful of napkins you grabbed from the dispenser
Is this gorilla marketing for partiful.com?