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Posts by biscuit tornado

this is not lost on me:

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me: I am not the sum of my experiences; my reactions to my experiences are equally important if not more so

postal carrier: could be said that your reactions are more important as thats where true formation starts to occur

me: holy shit

postal carrier: please let go of the letter now sir

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I don't think it can be undersold how much this fucking video freaked me out in second grade

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PLEASE, MY ILLINOIS FOLKS,
SUBMIT WITNESS SLIPS
SUPPORTING THE "BUILD" PLAN

LEGALIZE BUILDING A SHITLOAD OF HOUSING

⬇️ GO GO GO GO GO GO GO ⬇️

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INSPIRATIONAL! this indiana town just cut police wages (wow!)

(to fund a mass surveillance program)

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I respect that he has the power to take us to the limits of his imagination with disney behind him. but I can jump farther than that and I need a new knee

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they prefer regular people being dead to themselves being proven wrong in print

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A 3D Printer Brought More Broken Promises to Cairo, Illinois I spotted the printer abandoned off a country road. Finding out how it got there is a whole other story of tangled politics, tiny banks with big business deals, and the future of a town some say canno...

Such a good read: Molly Parker spotted the 3D printer abandoned off a country road. Finding out how it got there is a whole other story of tangled politics, tiny banks with big business deals, and the future of a town some say cannot be saved. @capitolnewsil.bsky.social

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I got burned out on comics by extension. market saturation, media blitz, overexposure

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I am "remember when movies didn't have DLC" years old

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my entire job is essentially forking hay from one pile to another except instead of a pitchfork I have a rubber band and a burnt match

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it is interesting for some folks how you can mark the exact moment that you know "oh, I'm going to have to tolerate you instead of like you"

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bob mould really aged fantastically well, full on silver fox. he could get it

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The line was taken away when the last Strait retired, and now the Strait of Hormuz is four adjuncts and office hours are in their respective 2015 Kia Souls

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Federal judge unloads on ‘unserious’ RFK Jr., says anti-trans policy showed his ‘cruelty’ Judge Mustafa T. Kasubhai vacated the “Kennedy Declaration,” finding it unlawfully attempted to override medical standards and restrict care for transgender youth.

Breaking: HHS’s ban on gender-affirming care is struck down. Rarely have I read a ruling this sharply worded.

“This case is one of a long list of examples of how a leader’s wanton disregard for the rule of law causes very real harm to very real people.”

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I'm Not Like Those Other Crazy Democrats Elected national Democrats never say any of these things, but many Dem politicians are out there regularly telling people that they do. Kentucky Gov. Andy Beshear tells Michigan Democrats the party has "let advocacy speak seep into our language." He gives the example of calling inmates the "justice involved population." "If we want to be the party of the people, we've got to talk like we are people," he says. [image or embed]— Andrew Roth (@roththereporter.bsky.social) April 19, 2026 at 2:23 AM One way to talk like regular folks is stop talking about the dumb shit in the rich donor/centrist dipshist group chat as if regular folks know what the fuck you are talking about. It isn't quite the same thing, but there has recently been a coordinated attack from prominent orgs and politicians against streamer Hasan Piker. I don't care about Piker, he can take care of himself, but there was subsequently a poll showing that (of course) most people didn't know who the fuck he was or why any of these politicians were talking about him. Somehow this was portrayed as vindication of the people who made attacking him an issue. See no one cares about Piker! Right, so why the fuck did you organize a media campaign against him and make it a major campaign issue? I get why people think hippie punching is helpful (I even think they are correct, sometimes!), but doing this "most National Democrats are out there saying [stuff they aren't saying, nobody knows what you are talking about], and I am a different kind of Democrat "schtick  is just clumsy hack shit.
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Tired of professional Democrats talking about what Democrats should be talking about. It serves no useful purpose. Anyone who does use this phrase (there *is* a very specific meaning for it) won’t stop, so what is the point of doing this?

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why do you need pedals to play church music anyway. jesus don't like distortion; jesus don't like delay. jesus hates the sound of reverb, but chorus makes his day?

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trying to convince someone I don't have a drinking problem when I am literally currently drunk

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so you've bought a Line 6 product and did a google search to find tips and tricks. get ready to enter the filthy underbelly of the church worship/praise music guitarist underworld

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"raining blood / from a lacerated sky / RESPECT THE PRESIDENT! / and vote republican / now i shall reign in blood"

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do you guys remember when tom araya from slayer went off on fans of theirs for not supporting trump? fucking commit to the "god hates us all" bit or take it to vegas

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I think Lee is a trumper so it tracks

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disappointed to find that some of FEAR's songs may not have been satirical after all

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everyone i have played the replacements for has enjoyed them. no one i have played king crimson for can tolerate it. if I identify key data points, this is somebody's thesis on a platter

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they should make a makeup that accentuates my perfection

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reading the news is like sticking my hand into that mailbox full of spiders, yanking out as much as I can handle, and slamming it shut again in under two seconds

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neither of us are particularly fond of spiders, but there was stuff in there my mom needed, so in we went

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my folks' house was in a rural area and the mailbox was three feet and a ditch away from a cornfield, so spiders took up residence fairly often

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