“projecting virility” update:

a man in a suit and tie is screaming ALT: a man in a suit and tie is screaming

replied all with my order for team lunch tomorrow (carbonara-based workplace bullying events are up 500%)

surely not, I was reliably informed that passing any kind of pro-worker legislation would mean that poor beleaguered big business would never be able to hire ever again

While I am firm in my belief Starmer should go, and soon, isn’t it weird we’ve got sucked into a side argument over the process for a security clearance for Mandelson, the turning down of which had nothing to do with Epstein? It’s the British political class at its worst, I think.

Button-up (or down tbf) shirt and black or blue jeans for me imo

an ode to keir starmer, whose political career ended as it lived (being dragged kicking and screaming to do the thing that was obviously going to happen from the start)

xavi simons why are you, a spurs player, whipping off your shirt in the 78th minute like that isn’t going to manifest the most inevitable late equaliser in the history of the sport

reminds me quite strongly of the “we need to project virility” briefings when they’d just won - it was sending a message that it was *their* party again

Sorry but it is genuinely creepy that this (engaged,36yearold) guy spends his time getting angry that Gen Z women are "intolerant" for not wanting to date someone who supports a sexually abusive, racist misogynist who is destroying the fucking world and making it more expensive to live as we speak

I know he’s also gay but let’s also not lose sight of the huge fucking dogwhistle that is “at odds with family life” about a LGBT+ club

sleepy apex of suburbia embankment apparently!

They wrote that the operation of the club [which is next door to Charing Cross station] in its current form was “fundamentally at odds with family and community life in what is a residential neighbourhood”.

jail! jail! actually jail!

ME: [wincing, covering up Starmer's ears] sorry, do you mind not talking about politics around Keir? He doesn't know about scary things like nuclear war or poverty or Peter Mandelson and we'd like to maintain his innocence for a bit longer

KEIR: my father was a drill bit

ME: that's right Keir!

fishing my membership card out of the landfill to cut it up a few more times

hahahahahahaha jesus christ

Your Party goes extinct in Scotland All 12 members of the party's interim Scottish executive have resigned

🎶two trot factions, sitting in a hall🎶 www.newstatesman.com/politics/uk-...

good morning to everyone except the guy standing on the tube using his iPad typing on its keyboard case

bugs bunny wishing meme reading I wish all Viktor Orbán Enjoyers a very lol lmao

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Sadiq Khan’s London.

Zack Polanski: I'm a cool guy having a dance maybe

Jeremy Corbyn: Time for a wee purge

Italian American Gnome: Gnever forget Gnine Eleven, oh!

Sins of the (grand)father DO pass on when it’s funny - little known loophole!

An excerpt from a Times article on Facebook: "No-one should be judged by who their parents or grandparents are," Zack Polanski, the Green Party leader pronounced at a recent campaign event - before proceeding to do just that. "But this is a man who is the grandson of Oswald Mosley and still insists on wearing a black shirt every single time he is on TV." The subject of Polanski's vitriol was Louis Mosley who, by dint of genealogy, is the grandson of the 1930s British fascist leader. And his "crime"? Running the UK arm of one of the world's most successful yet controversial technology companies, which has a £300 million contract to bring NHS IT systems into the 21st century”

This is the second Palantir puff piece the Times have put out this week, why are they so horny for peter thiel suddenly

a man covering his ears with his hands in a crowded theater ALT: a man covering his ears with his hands in a crowded theater

*trump spends months spiriting immigrants away into camps*

me, a smart brain journalist: i sleep

*he drops an f-bomb*

a cartoon of a man standing in front of a clock with the words " would you look at the time " on the bottom ALT: a cartoon of a man standing in front of a clock with the words " would you look at the time " on the bottom

re: trump at walter reed

a whole bunch of vr headsets on display in a second-hand electronics store

is this a recession indicator

The Davey pitch to Liberal Democrat MPs is essentially: “if I involve you in decisions, god knows what daft announcements you might come out with” while himself making daft announcements.

Tim Pool’s “Sources tell me Charlie is stable. Please God” tweet but I’ve pasted Jonathan Tortoise over Charlie

well that's not how I wouldve done it [guy who 100%ed kerbal space program]

greatly enjoying the transition from rocket footage to bowling alley animations #artemisII