INTERVIEWER: what is your greatest weakness

ME: i don’t know the technical term for pee pee

INTERVIEWER: urine

ME: great when do i start

Give it 2 weeks...

Dwight K Schrute is the one of the greatest comedy characters of all time #TheOffice

Sobriety through alcohol

He hasn't insulted Ireland per se, however I am pissed off having to read what crazy shit they do every single day 😝
I still find it hard to believe they were enough people stupid enough to vote for them.

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Nobody:
Trump: Did I mention how brilliant I am and how hot the USA is?
Sane people:

Defo related

a clear toaster so you can see how toast the toast is

Mustn't be enjoying their pint bottles of wine as much as they thought they would 🤭

They have upped the 'concern about Trump's behaviour' rhetoric ever so slightly

It's the classic Mel Gibson and Jesus meme where Mel is on set in normal clothes casually chatting to a very bloody Jesus (for those of you who don't know it).

Mel Gibson pictured with his doctor in 2004

Post a character that starts with the letter C (first or last)

Creed

Thinking about getting in early on the Hormuz toll charging grift, HMU for cheap passage

If you return unwanted Reform local election leaflets to their party headquarters using their free post address, then it will cost the party £2.50 per envelope.

Please don’t share this information; it could cost Nigel Farage a fortune.

It took them long enough to realise it 🙄

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Psychiatrist:

MAGA Chess, they don't even know how to play their own game 🙄

Surgeons are weird. Imagine sitting down one day and thinking, yeah, I should get into touching people’s insides professionally.

Surgeon: I am inside you

Donald Trump is the dumbest cunt in the world and it's not even close.

Epstein Arch

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Me to the world when I awaken: