“Hopi sen” reactivating his blog from 2013 and then spontaneously combusting

mahler quite star wars coded

Ft: “Exclusion zones and punitive measures are the de facto policy - in part to counter the habitual disregard owners have for cleaning up their dog's mess. Still, restrictions are harsher here than in other big cities such as London or New York, where Central Park has off-leash times. In Paris, most of the famed Luxembourg Gardens are off limits, even to dogs on leads; and only the smallest are welcome on buses, making it hard to get to forests outside town.”

need big lads with nets as the next escalation

this article was pretty pro-hound but reading between the lines I think they’re close to getting the bad guys from lady and the tramp into the mayor’s office

Do dogs belong in Paris? One of Europe’s most densely populated cities has resorted to fines and exclusion zones to keep pets in check

the French are legends www.ft.com/content/d3df... Do dogs belong in Paris?

oof

why does LinkedIn structure the “congratulate on work anniversary” button as a random private message

*hissss*

bleet: “Until you reexamine the Tory party's, erm, significant failures in office over the past decade. At which point, Badenoch does not look like a future PM, not unless she publicly condemns Boris Johnson's controversial appointments. Starting with Evgeny Lebedev to the Lords, against official advice.”

people in the replies of journalists on here love this sort of weird callback/pronouncement device

too embarrassing for Starmer to resign after all this palaver over the same thing. i think he has to tough it out till a new one shows up

it’s bad drinking just one pint though

probably could see myself aging into a lifestyle where I’d rather spend seven quid on an airport pint than rush through had I not had a kid I suppose.

big dog move bringing a sharpener to someone else’s kitchen. feel like one of the blood relations did that at one stage

I just arrive on time for flights. I’m Gandalf

so they want you to think. tbf my in-laws dishwash knifes and they are all blunt so

ridiculous you can’t put knives in the dishwasher. you expect me to believe this thing can slice through bone but a little bit of water will irreparably damage it? pull the other one

#createstreets

should get charged more council tax if you have a scruffy balcony overlooking a railway

liquidating my equity for punk shares and crude oil short positions because my fridge has broken and I have to replace a load of frozen parathas

on balance this didn’t pan out but would be nice if it’d blown up before we got another round of it on the TL tonight

think he had this in the paper today btw. didn’t open it obviously because roula khalaf needs to get the message eventually

being warned the call may be recorded if i say anything sexist. tres francais

bouncing between different bits of the SNCF to exchange some tickets because their app doesn’t work. send macron Trainline

if Starmer gives another penny in subsidy to Leeds I’ll hunt tom forth down

just walk?

the affordability chat - think on this one the smug chart nerds are less irritating than the “my brother in Christ dude im literally a renter” types. won’t issue a final verdict till JBM writes it up for money in the Financial Times of course

Or 007 spy files

or they should do battle games in middle earth again

they should make kids magazines with all the rubbish contents but no crap plastic toy