Now that's a good fuckin' face

Yeah she's not exactly country & western but any excuse to rag on the llama-toothed bitch.

I didn't know Miley Cyrus was in this game.

That's a great joke that ickle baby me didn't get, but adult b-movie fanatic me loves.

The chances of you getting malware from a Steam game are slim to zero, and even if you somehow did I'm going assume you're not silly enough to use Windows 11 without Defender on at the very least. Steam wouldn't just allow malware to be distributed on their platform, that's lawsuit city.

If I didn't know when this game was made I would have assumed badly AI generated voice acting, but nope, this was an actual human being. A human being presumably made of wood. You have to find a clip somewhere, it's hilarious.

You guys *need* to hear this voice acting, it is MWAH 😙 chef's kiss on the "so bad it's still bad" scale.

Well I got a lot of great games for around that, after discounts, but I tend not to buy any that start off that price haha

Turns out it's from a mod lol.

So who the fuck is this then

Almost all of them were big discounts or freebies, and with the Steam & Epic libraries I can ignore a lot of the more dubious freebies haha

This is Gothic, often described as a "cult classic", and it controls like a brick. Borderline unplayable, seriously - it makes Ultima IX look intuitive in comparison.

But I'm going to stick it out.

And that's just on Steam! I'm not even taking into account the billionty retro games or the ones on GOG or Epic or the other launchers, or the Switch.

I can't be the only one who feels kind of overwhelmed by it all.

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It's not very easy to describe. It's something you have to experience for yourself.

I *have* to start clearing my, what people insist on referring to, "backlog". I have far too many games now and whilst I'm not in any imminent danger of death I worry I won't be able to finish them all before I bite it. I *really* need to finish some of these fuckin games

I just drank my last Pepsi Max :(

Luckily i have Irn Bru :D

Way too little, far too late. No thanks. You burned your bridges & replaced them with a tightrope. Keep your subscription, I'm not interested in your (still!) overpriced rental service. www.ign.com/articles/mic...

Did they drop it to pre-price-hike prices? If not, don't care.

Sea of Thieves, Forza Horizon 5, Halo Infinite, Diablo IV, and, of course, Elder Scrolls Online & Fallout 76 are all live service games. Dunno if that counts as "all-in" but they sure haven't been shy of making those kinds of games.

I'm trying to be patient with these fucking idiots but my patience is starting to dry out.

I sometimes worry about the state of some gamers' brains. Only children believe any of this. The entire post is cringe manifest.

Oh I have something from this dev, something called "Weapon of Choice DX". I got it for free, but I've never played it.

I'm pretty sure you can't give games in your library to other people.

Next mission in RDR 1 is to race Bonnie. If you shoot her horse and kill it, you'll fail the mission. If you do it three times in a row, the horse becomes unkillable lmao

For some reason this game always makes me want to play New Vegas again. Gotta be the cowboy shtick, sure, but... dunno. Might have to reinstall it anyway.

Fun fact about Red Dead Redemption - Clint Eastwood, Robert Redford, and Robert Duvall were each approached to voice John Marston. They all said no. I don't know exactly if the game would have worked with Eastwood, would have taken me right out of the game.

None of my friends work for evil motherfuckers who manufacture & sell weapons of war, and it might be a small thing to you but that makes me feel pretty good.

Now you can say what you want about Rockstar as a company, and I do - often.

But fuck me they know how to make a game look good.

Red Dead. The first line of dialogue in the game is this, lol

I don't think it's an enemy, but it's definitely against the teachings of Jesus, whatever it is.