Why does this guy look like he just blew Grimace

Pretty sure that's from a Pratchett novel.

But, ah... maybe not wear it all the time.

Yoooooo what the fuck is this! Camouflaged when stationary?! I'm gonna fuckin pickpocket EVERYONE

Apparently when I'm on one of my trips, my cat Buffy is as quiet as a mouse, doesn't make a peep. Which is news to me because when I'm here she never stops meowing and purring and making other weird cat noises lol.

Aye that's the lagomorph.

STFU Moon Man, I know what I'm doing.

This Backbone-style controller for the Switch. Very stylish, feels fairly premium even though it was inexpensive, and hall effect sticks so the fucker won't drift. Pretty damned good so far.

The Steam reviews seem highly positive.

Save 100% on Sentience: The Android's Tale on Steam You can remember nothing before this moment. Your existence begins with a keystroke followed by the flick of a switch. Electrical power streams into your neural network, and you are alive.

Free until the 23rd. Sentience: An Android's Tale. Looks pretty good, if you're into sci fi adventure games. Which you should be because sci fi is awesome. store.steampowered.com/app/635850/S...

Ah yes, just as I spent my last bit of money elsewhere. Cheers bro.

Well if they went to a private hospital they *would* have a room to themselves. The NHS isn't funded well enough for that.

“The Slipknot guys are totally aware of who were are, and System Of A Down opened for us before they even got signed”: The chaotic birth of Grindcore, the scene that changed metal forever Grindcore made thrash metal sound like Celine Dion

A good Metal Hammer article on grindcore, originally published in 2019 but reposted two days ago.

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Modern RPGs in general and Obsidian ones in particular have the *worst* fucking hair options I swear to God. Who do I gotta shoot to get a proper mohawk anymore

Well thank God for that, because fuck Blumhouse movies

His response

What does it take to get rid of this parasite

Sometimes my town gets it right.

Oh, well, that's okay then.

He's English. Here in England being called a cunt is not a good thing, unless you want to lose your teeth.

Man you really do love seeing the downsides to everything. This is great news! Be happy!

Well I hate to say "I told you so".

What am I saying, I LOVE that!

Told ya 😉

He's The High Lord Tim Curry. What else needs be said?

Finally, some Microsoft advice you should take.

In a nutshell. 😊

I have a very pro drug stance. If you can take them and have fun without harming anyone else, more power to you. I'm not judgmental.

But this strung out little geek wants to shame me because I've moved on from the scene, man fuck you.

No response yet but I'll probably ignore it when it comes in.

So my so called "best friend" called me a pussy because I told him I don't want to do acid with him. He's 43 btw. Here is my response.

Looks like meat's back on the meat, meat