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Posts by Lord Enigma

Tuesday Toughie Toughs It Out

Tuesday Toughie, muscular, boat-jawed, eczema pink, looks solemn. "Lately, my muscles are getting smaller," he thinks.

He then looks at a table with a lot of ominous papers on it. "and my bills are getting larger," he thinks.

"There's only ONE way to solve this," he mentally concludes.

Cut to Toughie writing a letter. It reads: "DEAR JIM DAVIS, PLEASE LET ME WRITE 4 GARFIELD. I'LL DO IT 4 ONLY A 100 DOLLARS A YEAR. XOXO T. TOUGHIE"

Tuesday Toughie Toughs It Out Tuesday Toughie, muscular, boat-jawed, eczema pink, looks solemn. "Lately, my muscles are getting smaller," he thinks. He then looks at a table with a lot of ominous papers on it. "and my bills are getting larger," he thinks. "There's only ONE way to solve this," he mentally concludes. Cut to Toughie writing a letter. It reads: "DEAR JIM DAVIS, PLEASE LET ME WRITE 4 GARFIELD. I'LL DO IT 4 ONLY A 100 DOLLARS A YEAR. XOXO T. TOUGHIE"

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"Where's the meow? I can't see!"
There, diagonally!

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You probably should put something in you. Even if it's small.

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I played the VC demo so hard I got over half the achievements for just turning the actual game on. Wooooooo!

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Michigan J Frog, Kermit, Jimmy, and a giant frog wearing an orange sweater that I don't recognize are walking down the street, towards a club named "Fly". Iggy and Heathcliff watch the group pass, and Iggy says "Boys night out for Jimmy."

Michigan J Frog, Kermit, Jimmy, and a giant frog wearing an orange sweater that I don't recognize are walking down the street, towards a club named "Fly". Iggy and Heathcliff watch the group pass, and Iggy says "Boys night out for Jimmy."

21 Apr 2026

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Ran into an unexpected expense, need 650 now to cover that and taxes.

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A cute busty catgirl asks "May I please have a short stack of cheesecake pancakes?"

A cute busty catgirl asks "May I please have a short stack of cheesecake pancakes?"

Snugglemeow Miyari gets taken for pancakes.

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Unfortunately not me.

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Spider-Yams waxing poetic about how many spiders he is worth, from Spider-Man by Stan Lee and Steve Ditko

Spider-Yams waxing poetic about how many spiders he is worth, from Spider-Man by Stan Lee and Steve Ditko

I know it’s a minor thing, but “the power of a thousand spiders” is a funny way of putting it. I’ve heard Peter say he has the proportional power of a spider. And maybe he is at a 1000 spider level. it’s hilarious though cause I had to pause and think hard about 1k spidersworking together on a task.

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Just a few more hours until I can crawl after a possible vampire.

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Digital pinup illustration showing my OC Hyde, a goth/emo girl. She's topless, looking down on the viewer while putting her hand through her hair.

Digital pinup illustration showing my OC Hyde, a goth/emo girl. She's topless, looking down on the viewer while putting her hand through her hair.

Started as figure drawing, but I wanted to play around with rendering...
#art #oc #nsfw

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Monday Man Jr. on 4/20

Monday Man Jr., America's favorite cherubic pimple boy, is on the back of some gray-ish object.

The object turns out to be a tall criminal, who Monday Man Jr. has pinned on the grass. A bag of stolen goods lays nearby.

"So, you got any, y'know," says Monday Man Jr.

"NO," says the criminal.

Monday Man Jr. on 4/20 Monday Man Jr., America's favorite cherubic pimple boy, is on the back of some gray-ish object. The object turns out to be a tall criminal, who Monday Man Jr. has pinned on the grass. A bag of stolen goods lays nearby. "So, you got any, y'know," says Monday Man Jr. "NO," says the criminal.

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Yamcha

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"You remind me of the Son. The Son with the power." 🍄‍🟫 #webcomics #art

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the yugioh card startling stare of the snake-eyes with googly eyes edited over its eyes

the yugioh card startling stare of the snake-eyes with googly eyes edited over its eyes

startling stare with a googly eye over the giant gem

startling stare with a googly eye over the giant gem

startling stare with googly eyes over its eyes and gem

startling stare with googly eyes over its eyes and gem

Startling Stare of the Snake-Eyes with googly eyes

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This man is a special kind of fucking stupid.

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yeah, when in recorded history has a fast-spreading illness like "the flu" has affected "war-fighting capabilities"?

Stupidest fucking people in the world are in charge, I swear.

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Cell's perfect form may be handsome, but the problem with him being "Perfect" is that he'll never take responsibility in a relationship. He'll always blame his partner, which has gotta be fucking infuriating. But you can't call him out, because he's "Perfect" and also could kill you with a sneeze.

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What an asshole.

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Today is Vampire Crawlers: The Turbo Wildcard From Vampire Survivors day. I gave the demo 33 hours. I fear what the full game will do to me. Unfortunately I have go to work.

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catgirl with glasses in a bunny suit with a very large bust looking embarrassed

catgirl with glasses in a bunny suit with a very large bust looking embarrassed

Commission for @tailsfiraga.bsky.social
Miyari's a catgirl, not a bunnygirl

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jubilation lee aka jubilee of Marvel comics xmen in a midcentury modern inspired retro pinup girl style in a bright cyan yellow and magenta mod dress posing against a yellow background with sparkles meant to evoke her fireworks inspired superpower behind her

jubilation lee aka jubilee of Marvel comics xmen in a midcentury modern inspired retro pinup girl style in a bright cyan yellow and magenta mod dress posing against a yellow background with sparkles meant to evoke her fireworks inspired superpower behind her

first drawing in months

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the yugioh card witch of the black forest with googly eyes edited on it

the yugioh card witch of the black forest with googly eyes edited on it

same as before but with an extra eye edited on the witch's chest

same as before but with an extra eye edited on the witch's chest

Witch of the Black Forest with googly eyes

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With the help of the Sandy Hook families, The Onion has reached a long-awaited deal to take over InfoWars.

We've enlisted the help of @timheidecker.bsky.social, who will be InfoWars' Creative Director.

Please stand by for more.

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bro had no response

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Honestly hope to never have to see or hear from this miserable sack of crap again.

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Your honor, I wasn’t asleep at the wheel - I was vibedriving.

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the yugioh card wake cup earl with googly eyes edited on it

the yugioh card wake cup earl with googly eyes edited on it

WAKE CUP! Earl with googly eyes

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