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Posts by Masterpiece of Turkey Cleverness

a scrungly Hawthorn now watches over my doomscroll

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You should ALSO buy Megaera's historical (light) horrormance The Shabti, because it is an excellent book!

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I came here thinking the same thing.

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Graphic with three drawings. Two are quick black and white sketches of cats, and the other is a more carefully done color drawing of a dog. The text says “Quick ‘n scrungly pet portrait - $25. Less scrungly - $50. DM me to enquire!”

Graphic with three drawings. Two are quick black and white sketches of cats, and the other is a more carefully done color drawing of a dog. The text says “Quick ‘n scrungly pet portrait - $25. Less scrungly - $50. DM me to enquire!”

I was bombarded by a series of unexpected expenses over the last couple of weeks, so I’ve decided to try something new and open up commissions! I love to draw quick pet portraits (especially cats, but I’m open to any kind of critter). LMK if you’re interested, and please share!

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Perceive my prissy lesbian eldritch horror!

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Lesbian Visibility Week? 🏳️‍🌈👩‍❤️‍👩

PERCEIVE MY LESBIANS

I write lesbian disasters, dykey private eyes, lesbian eldritch horrors, problematic evil dykes who will make you say "But she's hot tho" and at least one middle aged woman who realizes she just wants to be a sapphic cyborg domme

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Donate to Help Katie Beat Her Tumor with Radiation Treatment, organized by Kara Jorgensen My dog Katie has been recently diagnosed with a soft tissue sarcoma … Kara Jorgensen needs your support for Help Katie Beat Her Tumor with Radiation Treatment

In 2 weeks, I need to pay the balance of Katie's radiation treatments. If anyone would like to share the post or chip in, I would be eternally grateful.

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You heard Ian, it’s Go Buy Gay Books Day 🏳️‍🌈🫡

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I, also, am exhausted after a day dealing with humans.

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SOME FOLKS DEFINE DEY HOBBIES BY WHAT DEY DON’T LIKE INSTEAD OF WHAT DEY DO LIKE.

“ME A GAMER WHO HATE ALL GAMES!” “ME A FAN WHO HATE ALL NEW STUFF!” WHY? WHAT YOUS GETTING FROM DIS?

IF HOBBY ONLY MAKE YOUS ANGRY AND CRITICAL? MEBBE TIME FIND SOMETHING DAT ACTUALLY BRING YOUS JOY?

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Good! I'm glad it went so well! ...If only it weren't in NYC, but at least it's not NYC...in August, so.

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lol srsly. The 20th century was literally first time in human history violence was the primary force taking out soldiers during wartime, instead of DISEASE.

You can tell who doesn't read.

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Kit has taken revenge on multiple people already and would do it again in a heartbeat. He’s about to make a scumbag wizard’s life VERY difficult, and he has no qualms about that whatsoever.

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Estimates show the 1918 flu epidemic killed about 45,000 US soldiers, about 38% of the total US military deaths in WWI. The flu and its secondary illnesses made up the majority of death by disease. Thousands (possibly as many as 36,000) died before making it from basic training to the battlefield.

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I am a PhD sociologist who works outside academia and I approve this message.

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Congrats!

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Ack, they've discovered my minions!

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I Saved a PNG Image To A Bird
I Saved a PNG Image To A Bird YouTube video by Benn Jordan

Guy encoded a PNG into audio, played it to a starling, starling plays is back, guy records starling song, and converts audio back into a PNG.

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My neighbors wanted to build a fence between their yard and mine. Fine, hope it keeps them from complaining about the 'bugs' in my yard, here's my half of the money. But they hired contractors they're friends with. So it's almost 7PM and they're still going...right...outside...my...window.

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Hey, friends, I need your help for a fellow indie author:

We're looking for someone who can provide a sensitivity read for a Mexican American character. The author wants general support in how the character and his family are portrayed in this contemporary romance. Paid, of course.

Thank you!

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The 11 most challenged books of 2025, according to the American Library Association The ALA says 4,235 titles were challenged at U.S. libraries — the second-highest year on record. Forty percent of the challenged works involved LGBTQ+ subjects or the experiences of people of color.

As the editor of a book on this list, allow me to say again that book banning is a catastrophe for freedom of speech in America. There is no silver lining. It's all harm.

You can fight back by calling your reps to demand they vote against HR 7661, which is effectively a national book banning bill.

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PS have a good flight back and give Lucas and Cakeybake some cuddles for me!

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Ahhhh, Newark, how I do not miss you in the least.

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You gotta give to the GOP.

They trained their voters to hate “libs” so much they would gratefully accept every manner of corruption, lawlessness, cruelty, ineptitude, and criminality, and cheer it on, so long as it is their team doing it.

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Discworld QOTD, from Guards! Guards!

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God, I hate how relevant everything he wrote is still.

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Back to the simple natural order of things…….. not human arrogance based on destruction of our water,air, environment for profit…… for the 1%

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A politician’s job is to convince the rich to give them money so they can con the non-rich into voting for them and then rule for the rich

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My painting of Tim Curry as Dr Frank N Furter in Rocky Horror Picture Show

My painting of Tim Curry as Dr Frank N Furter in Rocky Horror Picture Show

Happy Birthday Mr Curry thank you for awakening my interest in beautiful evil men

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