Well hello Nick Offerman.

What 2026 feels like

Mine:

That shower rape scene is straight up gay porn.

Can’t believe I sat this one out. I really wanted the Vince Guaraldi but……

Started with a dream a few weeks ago.

Let’s make out or something

Sexy!

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Tattoo day tomorrow!

Stunning

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While I may be invisible in Seattle, my friend in SF says I have a beautiful penis. I’m thinking of making cards and handing them out.

Babe

Yep

I just bought After Hours on Criterion. I haven’t seen since the theater release but I remember rolling.

Easy:

I want Laverne Cox to be in good things only ala “Promising Young Woman”

I just learned recently that the actor who portrayed him died of AIDS 😢

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I require penis touching immediately.

I am an avid cinephile and an abject failure at Letterboxd

Don’t scorch your giblets!

Don’t scorch your giblets!

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Get Olivia Benson on the case. She will shut that shit right down.

“Area homosexual does beard reset”

I have something similar cuz I is Viking

I enjoyed it! But the Ghostface reveal was a reach.