I need a stim toy thats every analog button sensation from the 90s, complete with sliding a floppy disk and VHS tape. We can leave out the dial up sounds though

I am hosting a PEAK COLLAB 🎉 on Saturday!!

Please make sure to check out these awesome people that will be joining me:

@chrundlen.bsky.social
@evelynthane.bsky.social
@smileymooned.bsky.social
@madamguillotine.bsky.social

See you Saturday! 💜

Are you said people?

Nevermind I dont wanna be jalapeño business

Idk it might be pretty gouda

Mobianized foxy commission!

#SonicFC #SonicOC #Mobian #Art #Furry

More of this. Be vocal in letting people know they are not welcome in our space. Make Nazis Uncomfortable Again.

Feed the homeless with Grapeshot

The fact that they had the gull to remove it in the first place smh my head

Spill a little every day and it'll be like a fresh mocha air freshener! ✨️hacks✨️

(Fr though that sucks and I ruined my mechanical keyboard and mouse the same way🥲)

I tried to grind comp in season 1. I got 1-2 games from getting into Gold for the skin and then lost 8 games in a row and went from top silver all the way into bronze.

Don't worry though, I got SVP every time so thats how you know I deserved it playing support in solo ranked

I hate matchmaking.

Good good. Next, you can also be in the car and stop because you see them, also in their car and hold up TWO lanes of traffic

Why wait a whole month? Don't let your dreams just be dreams

If you lose your glasses, remember that they're on your face. You're welcome!

We gotta see a sizzle reel of all the great sticks you found

Free choccy milk

Careful, I hear it's like quack

Kevin Solo shot first

Sounds like a Home Alone gag but in Star Wars it would be

Home Solo

"Drop and give me 20!...dvds"

Looks like the Holy Spirit took hold of you there

Why does this sound like a "Twitch Plays" with how random it is 😂

Did you also know that Aragorn son of Arathorn, heir to the throne of Gondor was also just an actor named Viggo?

I only know this because Aragorn is also Dúnedain and never would've broken his foot on a mere helmet 🤓

Not entirely unconvinced she wasn't trying to cause a fight and sue

Some asshole let her dog off-leash at midnight while I'm walking TWO dogs and said nothing or did nothing until growling and biting ensued

Even after she walked (with zero haste) and eventually caught up while I'm trying to kick it away, she just crouched and soothed her dog with no words spoken

Costco suing Trump over the tariffs is the best thing I've heard all week

Completely unrelated, we're going this weekend to pick up some good meat

We noticed our dog Korra becoming more vocal the past couple of weeks. Specifically, putting a little exclamation mark at the end of yawns now.

Last night it clicked for me after catching myself mid "old man yawn"

She's copying me. And shes not beating the skinwalker allegations

There's still Vigilantes to watch after 🥺

I keep seeing videos talking about Chipotle losing customers

Why didn't they just nod?