Ted Striker rejected for lead role in The Prince Andrew Story.

Still no word from Hollywood on my pitch for Scream 8, in which it is revealed that Ghostface has spent the last 30 years obsessing over whether or not Sidney is cake.

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He's a Tito, if there ever was one.

The Michael Jackson biopic isn't even out yet, and I can tell from the poster that it's riddled with inaccuracies.

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a man in a suit and tie is applauding . ALT: a man in a suit and tie is applauding .

I was going to say, "the only time he let's women finish" was worth the cost of my subscription this month. Then you made your Death in the Clouds reference. 😂😂😂
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From Flash Gordon(1954)- Part 2.

Matthew Elliott:"Zarkov looks like a Gerry Anderson puppet who wished to be a real boy."

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What a stupid time to be alive.

The first fascist domino falls. Can't believe that J D Vance campaigned so hard for him, and things didn't work out.

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"My name is Twilight. I am a Dracula."
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Dear Americans, I love you and I think you know that. But your President is a fucking idiot.

I demand a National Registry.

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He really changed direction after he gave up on Conan.

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It was probably a mistake for him to hold onto that US flag while grounded in Iran - could've been a bit of a giveaway.
Or, it's AI bollocks, and you' have to be brain-dead to be fooled by it.

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Still seems weird to me that they didn't use that bit from Kill Bill where they put Uma Thurman in a coffin for the trailer.
Talk about burying the lead.

The brains behind the Artemis mission:

I'm already working on a proposal for @bigfinish.bsky.social concerning what happened to that roundel with the crack in it that we can see while the Doctor is interrogating Bret Vyon. I reckon there's enough material for a box set.

Hey, Pam, how's the DOW?

US President Donald Trump removes US attorney general Pam Bondi The US president said Bondi will be moving to a job in the private sector and Todd Blanche will take over.

She will be missed. By somebody. I would imagine.
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There's much about modern life that bears complaining about, but keep in mind that the line in Ernie the Fastest Milkman in the West, where he doesn't want to die because he's only 52, is meant in jest, but thanks to better healthcare, living beyond 52 is now an entirely reasonable goal.

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Kind of feels like Trump is going through the stages of grief, but got stuck on denial.

It's just not the same without Chevy Chase.