Big stab

You're a badass

Idk about anyone else, but I am excited that, in a few days, when it is 50 degrees warmer (excuse me, Missouri?), all the moss and lichen outside will be nice and plump and ready to be admired.

You can't say this and not post the picture!

It's such a pretty mushroom, and apparently it's medicinal somehow. I don't really put any stock in that, personally.

It's a bit blurry, but here's a pretty female cardinal in my yard yesterday. She was singing loudly to her mate nearby.

We are the same, this shrimp and I, down to the lentil shape of our bodies.

I only care about hunting, but I need a gun for that. If I can have a gun somehow, consider me fine with being Canadian.

This is a very American reply, but only if I get to keep my gun. I have deers and squirrels to hunt every fall and I will absolutely break the law repeatedly to do it.

That seems, in fact, to be Trametes versicolor. Turkey Tail polypore

I have solved Bird Flu. Give the chickens ivermectin. Have the chickens practice Earthing. The problem with their immune systems is they are not touching the soil enough. Coffee enemas for all chickens. Also we must stop reading them Ibram X. Kendi. Eggs will be back and most importantly not gay.

I wonder if these are in North America and how many have freaked me out after stepping on them, thinking a copperhead was around.

North American Copperhead snakes, which are venomous, smell like cucumbers, too

Yesterday me was so kind to today me for tarping my old ass truck. It made removing 7 inches of overnight snow a piece of cake, and my wipers arent frozen up this time. I won't have to wake up at 5am tomorrow morning brandishing a heat gun just to get to work.

I try to find moss or mushrooms for people. There's probably shrimp nearby, but they'd be frozen right now in MO

I'm ready

It looks like a (Cercopidae) Froghopper nymph, which I've also heard called spitbugs. The nymphs make the froth to protect themselves.

I wish we could see UV properly like birds can. I bet it's even more mad how beautiful they are.

I can't tell the size. I don't know the country. Some kind of sulfur butterfly maybe? Brimstone butterfly? They have orange/red antenna like that, and a black spot. They're UK butterflies, or that's what I gather.

I have a yard of natives, and I deliberately won't mow it down after August, just because I know some critters need a place to sleep. I might mow once a year in May. The natives keep it lovely, and I live rural, so nobody cares (not that I'd care anyway)

"Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare" seems also to be avout punching Nazis. Never seen it, and not sure about where to find it.

Indiana Jones marathon movie night? I recall that he frequently punches Nazis, but it's been a while.

It's snowing in Missouri in February.

I don't like it.

Make sure they stare into the tiny eyes of your minions

A man of culture, I see

Hail snoot!

A kind of terrible picture of my baby silver koi. It doesn't have a name. Idk the gender. But it's real pretty and friendly :3

I'm American. We have a proud history of throwing tea places just to aggravate the British. But even I think that a dehydrator is inhumane.

Reporting for duty

Oh shit this is awesome

Can we pet the bison now?