Image of a blonde White lady with glasses holding a teeny tiny plastic cup containing ice cream and M&Ms. The lady smiles at the camera. She wears a green fuzzy sweater.

The kids took my order for pretend food, then the 5 YO handed me this mini "McFlurry" complete with M&Ms! Eeee! So cute. 😍

Same, babe. (Doesn't everyone?)

"And anyway, how could I breathe without any trees in your tummy?" And that, my friends, is a window into the logic of a 2nd grader. 🤣(2/2)

On my way out the door last night, my 8 yo daughter introduced me to our new 13 yo sitter saying "This is my dad's girlfriend!" "You mean wife?" I said. "No." She smiled. "And your mom?" I smiled back. She shook her head. "No." (1/2)