Pete Hegseth reads more from the Bible:

Conservative Christians then vs now:

Me looking at Hungary voting out their right-wing authoritarian regime:

MAGA Catholics right now:

"we shouldn't judge people based on how they vote" - people who definitely voted for Trump

Kristi Noem walks in on her husband.....

My sisters in Christ, Fox News has always been the fake news

Donald Trump, the guy white evangelicals have made their Christian hero, just posted this. Yes it's real.

Question for all the MAGA Christians mad about James Talarico saying God is non-binary:

When did you see God's penis?

Idk, having daylight savings the same day as International Women's Day feels sexist.😭😅

This person claimed that God told them to tag me in this video. It's an AI video of white Jesus walking on water to a Moana song. 💀 Whhyy

The amount of MAGA parents who have chosen loyalty to Trump over their own children is infuriating. What do you mean you'd rather lose relationship with your own blood than stop simping for a billionaire playboy who will never know you exist?

I would've posted this here earlier but I didn't know they gave us the ability to post videos over a minute lol. I know others already shared it, so if you see it in the wild, just know it's my video :)

If Pam Bondi was a waitress:

Oh hey that's my video! :)

A Valentine's card from Pam Bondi ♥️

I was raised conservative evangelical. If you're wondering why evangelicals are not standing with Epstein survivors, just know I was told as a child to dress modestly so grown men wouldn't lust after me...

Pam Bondi reminds me of a fundamentalist Sunday school teacher answering kids' questions.

Q: "But why would God send us to hell?"

A: "DO YOU KNOW HOW TERRIBLE YOU ARE?!"

Is the humiliation in the room with us?

4th annual Super Bowl BINGO cards:
What MAGA Christians Post About It

Every year we see those social media posts: complaints, satanic panic, pearl clutching. So why not have some fun with it? Pick your favorite card and play along!

(No prizes, just for fun☺️)

If Obama was mentioned in the Epstein files a tenth of the times Trump is, Republicans would have immediately called for his impeachment.

MAGA Christians are more upset about Bad Bunny winning the Grammys than the horrors in the Epstein files.

As a Christian, I am 10000x more outraged by federal agents killing humans in the street than I am by protesters disrupting a church. In one instance, people DIED. In another, people were inconvenienced. I'm so ashamed of people who claim Christ but support an antichrist (Trump).

If MAGA lived in Middle Earth:

Dear MAGA Christians,

Jesus said, "They will know you're my disciples by how you love one another."

Not sure if you're aware, but y'all are not known for how you love. Just a friendly PSA in case you'd like to start following the Christ you claim.

"Don't worry. Boys are hard to find." Part 1 o2 Trump/Epstein and Associated Criminal Enterprises: Victim Interviews: SR

Read/listen here: open.substack.com/pub/lisevold...

Just now hearing about Sascha Riley's damning testimony. It shows exactly why the Epstein/Trump files are being covered up. There are no words for the depravity these powerful men did to children. If this testimony is false, then surely the DOJ would release the files immediately to clear Trump

Never forget the Christian Nationalism that was behind the insurrection. The worship songs that accompanied the chants to hang Mike Pence. The prayers that fueled the violence.

Jesus* was the reason for treason.
*White MAGA Jesus not the real one.

For Christmas, I'm gifting my mom an apology. When my dad died of cancer, I didn't turn her into a widow rockstar. I failed to install pyrotechnics in the church my dad pastored where we held his funeral. I didn't create merch to sell. I didn't give her a town hall.

That's on me. I'm so sorry mom.

When my kid was 6, she wanted to tell me something but was adamant she couldn't say it in our house.

So we got in the car and she said:
"Mommy, I don't think Santa is real but I didn't want to say it in front of Cheeks because it would upset him."

Cheeks is our Elf on the Shelf.