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Posts by Scarlett the Sapphic Sprigatito

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The conference consisted entirely of techbros getting drunk and yelling "we added an AI bot and it's one of the most blocked accounts because we're so fuxcking fantastic", only with slurred speech.

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Gay: Fuck him.
Lesbian: Fuck her.
Bisexual: Fuck them.
Polysexual: Fuck many of them.
Pansexual: Fuck em all, idc.
Omnisexual: Fuck em all, but differently
Demisexual: Fuck you in particular.
Queer: Fuck this.
Straight: Fuck that.
Asexual: Fuck no.

Gay: Fuck him. Lesbian: Fuck her. Bisexual: Fuck them. Polysexual: Fuck many of them. Pansexual: Fuck em all, idc. Omnisexual: Fuck em all, but differently Demisexual: Fuck you in particular. Queer: Fuck this. Straight: Fuck that. Asexual: Fuck no.

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a man wearing a cowboy hat and a jacket with gutless man written on it Alt: a man wearing a cowboy hat and a jacket with gutless man written on it
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Business degrees are booming in the UK. Who is profiting? Average incomes five years after graduating are less than for people who studied nursing

Really important Big Read this on what is just straightforwardly a misselling scandal taking place in plain sight in my view:

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#NoToPalantir

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YOU HAVE 3 WISHES
DO THE OPPOSITE OF MY NEXT WISH.
DON'T
FULFIL MY THIRD WISH.
IGNORE MY FIRST WISH.
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Haydn, E
@bilbosfootcomb
your entire worldview was hand selected for
you by Jeffrey Epstein

Rock Solid
@ShitpostRock • 1d
This meme gets truer by the day

Haydn, E @bilbosfootcomb your entire worldview was hand selected for you by Jeffrey Epstein Rock Solid @ShitpostRock • 1d This meme gets truer by the day

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I'm wearing a white shirt

I'm wearing a white shirt

tiredest woman in the whole world (hot)

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A drug sales leaflet containing several discounted drugs with prices distributed by Darlington Conservative Party.

A drug sales leaflet containing several discounted drugs with prices distributed by Darlington Conservative Party.

An inaccurate statement on the reverse regarding the trans and non binary community.

An inaccurate statement on the reverse regarding the trans and non binary community.

So, our local Darlington @greenparty.org.uk was the target of a Conservative smear campaign posting leaflets like this through peoples doors, where children at these addresses were able to view them.

We were contacted by concerned residents about the contents of these leaflets which caused…

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@elonmusk please help

Alex Jones y @RealAlexJones • 5h @elonmusk please help

🤣

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Mayor Mamdani speaks at a podium with brick buildings and bright greenery in the background.

Mayor Mamdani speaks at a podium with brick buildings and bright greenery in the background.

The side of a brick building with temperature control units in four windows.

The side of a brick building with temperature control units in four windows.

Happy Earth Day, NYC!
 
An affordable city is a sustainable city. I'm proud to support NYCHA’s ambitious new Sustainability Agenda, which includes heat pumps, electric vehicle charging stations, induction stoves, and other energy-efficiency upgrades for NYCHA residents over the next five years.

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Take a closer look at the design and details 🖤

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💸 Limited-time offer for these 3 days only!
#FeturaX #furry

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Melted cheese

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Garfields Lasanga Fest

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Filth

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Why Centrism Doesn’t Work
Why Centrism Doesn’t Work YouTube video by Farming While Beige

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yay I can post videos today

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CB1 votes in favor of DOT’s new plan for protected bike lanes along 31st Street in Astoria – QNS Queens Community Board 1 (CB1) voted overwhelmingly in favor of recommending the city's plans to redesign a 2.5-mile stretch of 31st Street with parking

“Assemblymember Diana Moreno, who succeeded Mamdani in the district, welcomed plans for the restart of the public engagement process & the expansion of the redesign.”

“‘We must follow the data & take aggressive action to prevent traffic violence & save lives,’ Moreno said.”

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My adorable fiancée @whorenygockzilla.bsky.social loves servicing me with all the tricks she has in her repertoire. It's always fun to see what she can manage when she only has her mouth to work with 😉

#NSFW #RealNSFW #transwomen #shemale #bdsm #kink

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NATIVE #MUTUALAID💕💸

$115/$235 Almost halfway there! $120 more in the next 1:15 please and I avoid another late fee/possible eviction. Mvto!

CA $fdanger
Vnmo/PP @francesdanger

#settlersaturday #helpsky #fundsky #nativemutualaid #indigenousmutualaid #helppeoplelive2026 #helppeoplesurvive2026

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For those who don't know what radiation therapy is & how crucial it is for a cancer patient to be consistent: it has the same function as chemotherapy. It reduces the growth rate of the cancer cells & quite literally is what's keeping Rebeka alive rn.

CHIP IN $1 to keep Rebeka alive please‼️

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Looking for the special festival outfit??

Grab the fab Cherry Bomb Wasteland set and get yourself noticed!

❤️Ready to ship!❤️

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I'm super biteable btw

Getting bit by @emmyangeles.bsky.social

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Yeah

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This is what happens when you let the billionaire pedophile Epstein class buy all the major media enterprises.

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Bb!

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BEHOLD

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