Sending so much love to you and your family 🩷🩷

The HOTTEST at any bar 🔥

That’s my mayor 💙 (I live 2000 miles away)

Please post them all

The edit we deserve

It’s so good! This game is the perfect amount of unhinged.

Tomodachi Life Brinda spiraling in her living room

Me disassociating after I get home from work

I had another arborist come over and he said the junipers are fine and just need to be pruned, but he’s worried about my flowering pear trees in the front. Idk about trees, so now a third person is coming over!!!

A man (who shall remain nameless) handing money to a woman.

Me and my friends Venmo-ing the same $10 back and forth until the end of time.

I have no idea what this is, but the echo-y little cries of ‘Carmen’ are sending me.

I’m currently at war with the dandelions and I fear they are winning.

Um… excuse me?! I would’ve fought him.

Their 401k got rocked by the recent upheaval in the stock market.

I had an arborist come over to look at some trees I was worried about and he said they’re most likely just stressed.

Ok. Join the club.

a woman in a purple dress stands in front of a nbc screen Alt: a woman in a purple dress stands in front of a nbc screen

You got this!! We all believe in you!!

To be fair, I don’t think most straight women *like* men either

I too am hanging by a thread

A bumper sticker that reads ‘mental stability? In this economy?’ And a card featuring Moira Rose that says ‘the world is falling apart around us and I’m dying inside.’

My desk decor is a whole mood this morning.

a woman in a blue dress is standing in front of a green light Alt: Aurora touching the spindle

Well shoot. There goes that plan.

It’s my goal to also be a precious princess

Oh no. You broke containment.

Can I please prick my finger on the spindle so I can go to sleep for a long, long time?

TRULY! Like why does this matter right now? Why am I expected to act normal given *gestures everywhere*

I’m honestly just in fight or flight mode all of the time but still expected to send out my little emails.

Demanding that the strait be opened when you’re *literally* the reason it’s closed and I hate him and everything to do with him and I feel like I’m being gaslit constantly. Is that okkkaaayyy??

March madness bracket challenge and I came in 6th

I didn’t come in last place for once!!(This is the first time I’ve checked it since I made it)

Going to tell people this is the remains of my hopes and dreams prior to 2016.

A blue glass water feature that looks like an urn

The people who lived here before me installed this little water feature thing and someone just asked ‘what’s up with the giant urn’ and now I’m like 🫠

Big deck energy coming from Sweetness

A bunch of furniture that looks like denim

Close up of denim texture

Have you ever wanted to fill your home with furniture that looks and feels like denim? Then I have some good news for you!!