Wagyu is incredible. Beef crack; your brain -never- gets that first hit again but is always searching.

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but what if you put food where no one could eat it for a month and then just had a special meal for yourself while everyone else watched?

and this all just scratches the surface of what i think about beef. our culture is fucking off the chain and fucking stumps crazy about that shit.

or how charcuterie used to be all the leftover pig scraps stuffed up the pigs own butthole and rich people took that (but look down on hot dogs for some reason.)

'delicious, and ours.'

dry aging concentrates the umami/savory flavor, this is true, but not enough that the investment is worth it, -in my opinion-.

dry aging is what happened when peasants had nowhere to store beef so they left it outside the tent, then the nobles came along on horseback and said 'this is delicious.'

it's good but basically you have to have a dedicated temple to beef and i am generally against temples

rock hard.

except for ague, bilious teeth, planets, poxy, whimsey-tittles, zephyrous tendons, the liquor shakes, phossy jaw, horse kick, stomach, stuck in chimney, various local rippers, orphanage plague, crushed in thresher, sold to medicine, crushed by horse, horse ague, horse poxy, phossy horse, and scurvy

share a gif from a WESTERN you love

any culture that has an ignacio or ignatus can have a nacho.

I Am Wrong • NoMeansNo • Wrong • 1989 YouTube video by Aquarian Thoth

people don't listen to enough nomeansno www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hQW...

croque mayhem

you can tell they are awesome because he's using his smart glasses and the mirror to take a selfie instead of his oh wait

mutes for the mute throne

Although large-scale use of wheels did not occur in the Americas before European contact, numerous small wheeled artifacts, identified as children's toys, have been found in Mexican archeological sites, some dating to approximately 1500 BCE.[27] Some argue that the primary obstacle to large-scale development of the wheel in the Americas was the absence of domesticated large animals that could be used to pull wheeled carriages.[28] The closest relative of cattle in Americas in pre-Columbian times, the American bison, is difficult to domesticate and was never domesticated by Native Americans; several horse species existed until about 12,000 years ago, but ultimately became extinct.[29] The only large animal that was domesticated in the Western hemisphere, the llama, a pack animal, was not physically suited to use as a draft animal to pull wheeled vehicles,[30] and use of the llama did not spread far beyond the Andes by the time of the arrival of Europeans.

mesoamerica. i'm not familiar enough to get more granular than that. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wheel

a little clay jaguar kitten on wheels

okay, seems really cool, but...

like, they had wheeled toys in the americas without using the wheel for transportation, and those aren't wheeled carts or wagons, they're wheeled animals.

now that the nyt has roberts number, all their bullshit is on full display and nothing is happening, so they're just having fun now.

joe russos lack of foresight does not constitute a need for me to go to the theatre again to see the same movie with some extra bits.

hey, congrats.

judge holden would be an incredible poaster

to be clear, the chair won, hands down.

its time for gen z to get really into death becomes her

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bad listening is just as fucked up a violation of the social contract as harmful speech

definitely outside when i woke up, felt like i had my ass kicked, lawn chair was mad dogging me, pretty sure it sucker punched me while i was midnight ninja rolling through the sprinkler with a bottle of wild turkey but who can say

tales from the bad ol' days part zippety-two: i once played the 'fist of the north star' drinking game and took a shot every time someones head exploded and i'm pretty sure i fought a lawn chair

i dunno if you fuck with hot chocolate, but a dash of rosemary simple in coffee or hot chocolate instantly takes me camping (positive association arc)

said with the confidence of a man who has never experienced ego death, i'm sure

the cryogenically preserved, severed heads of joseph kennedy, adolf hitler, henry ford, and walt disney are running the fourth reich from an underground fortress concealed by one of those suspiciously picturesque castles in Lichtenstein.