I've never had Jollibee

I get too stoned and forget which games I can double jump in.

Aww! The goodest boy!

Paging @buttplug.engineer

Need you to weigh in on this one for science.

The timeline giveth and the timeline taketh away

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Wait huh??

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The looker: Yes hello let me have a look

Friend joins VC
"Okay nobody move. His vision is based on movement"
*long silence*
"....WHERE'D YOU GUYS GO??!"

That chili cheese dog was mid as hell

You're dim now, but you can shine brighter than anything on this planet! Now, this here electrical chair might just give you the volts you need to succeed!!

Somebunny on a quest to become the brightest!!

I just can't help myself.

Aether gaaaaaang

THE WALLS TASTE LIKE THOSE CHALKY BANANA CANDIES!

Things are gonna start looking up for all of us!!

Mouse PI For Hire is actually pretty great. Runs out of box on bazzite as well (for me at least)
Very enjoyable game :3

Chekhov's DJ - If a selecta is introduced in the first act, they must get shot by the third.

Or something I think that's how that goes.

I think the thing that's gonna drive me closer to maining linux is this windows update has to restart 3 times before it's ready.

People who can't close their mouth when they eat genuinely irritate me. Ew.

One of my cats does this with these plastic springs we have. And he'll bring it back and drop it near me!

The other one, she say "nah fuck you human"

NOW YOU'RE GONNA HEAR ABOUT THIS SKEET'S SPONSOR MANSCAPED!!

Congrats Moe!!!

Where in the world is Joey Sandiego?

Eugh.. I like concrete! But I don't like concrete.

In a... sort of monochromatic way... I guess...

I'm thankful some of our jobs we run are loud enough to drown out most music unless the speaker is right there by you.

All I hear is VVVBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNRRRRRRRRRRRRMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm-

PSA to clean out around your PC. Spring is sprong, you don't need to get in there with a can of compressed air, but take your filters out and give em a dusting.

Turned the ol gal onto her side to dust underneath er and... YEW!!

I'm in this post and I don't like it

With how gay we all are I'm surprised nobody's gone with Boyler Room for a name