advice for new bluesky users:

i want you flat on your back. helpless. tender. open. with only me to help. and then i want you strong again. you’re not going to die. you might wish you were going to die but you’re not going to. you need to settle down a little.

#DoItForHelaemond that’s all

guess we’re all doing this again, huh?

Lau bb, I miss you!!

NEW EWAN MITCHELL!! the tool shirt. the adidas jacket. the chain. the blonde hair. I’m gonna combust

You found me ❤️❤️❤️

hi my Brazilian friends!! Hopefully we’ll only have to be here temporarily

Ahh you found me yay!!

Me trying to find old Twitter mutuals on every new social media

crawling back to your bluesky account after elon threatens to make twitter inaccessible again

hello, is this thing on?