Not sure I need to be here if all I can currently add to the conversation is, what the fuuuck?

Thanks 💗

😂😂

I wish every white male comedian was Conan

You are loved. Y'all ain't magically disappearing. I got you, and so do millions and millions like me.

Cool side effects of boycotting:

*Saving $ because I’m not mindlessly buying crap I don't need

*Going to local stores & having cool IRL convos

*Returning things less bc I'm able to see it not just click it

*Cry screaming in my car bc I no longer have retail therapy to soothe my existential dread

Depression “let’s just go to bed.”

Anxiety “NEVER!!!!!!”

What if every place in hell is special ?

Should I keep trying to build an audience on this app or make eye contact with my family?

Cute dog, bad teeth

In an effort to share something positive, here’s an adorable photo of my dog before I got her teeth fixed.

I’m on a seaweed diet, I see weed and I smoke it

I’m trying too hard to come up with free comedy gold meanwhile posts that are like “me tired” get 4.5k likes.

Sincere non-combative question: what are you doing about it? And what can we do about it? I’m glad politicians are speaking out but posting is not enough, what action is being taken? Thanks

Whenever I tell people I think about leaving America and moving to Italy they say “but they have issues too” and I’m like yea but, the food.

I love that you’re hosting this!

Instead of getting high and going to Target I’m gonna get high and go to Costco.

I think this is finally gonna be the year that social media collapses. Have a great week!

The world is so bad right now that I forgot I had cancer

This was my most popular tweet so I thought I’d reshare here since I, sadly, still feel this way ❤️

I’d much rather be “too sensitive” than whatever the fuck has happened to half of humanity.

GoFundMe should have an arena named after them since they are everyone’s insurance company.

Ok so is this THE site to be on?