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Credit where credit is due. Don’t know how it happened but ok

5 months ago 0 0 0 0

Well the mariachi band is good at least😂😒😩

5 months ago 0 0 0 0

Everything is bad. #Texans

Embarrassing.

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Crazy how predictable it is that the #Texans will be outcoached in big games. Disappointing when it’s after a bye week.

6 months ago 0 0 0 0
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Fave band. Fave concert T. #NoKings #Idles

6 months ago 0 0 0 0

I’m not able to watch the Texans game but I’m following online. Is CJ and our offense as bad as they seem? People need to start questioning the QB.

7 months ago 1 0 2 0

Astros fan here. But still hoping he’s ok - hate to see injuries out of seemingly nowhere

7 months ago 9 0 1 0

Hard to watch that game (I was there). Fans so excited after the first series. Then we were let down for 3+ quarters. Defense and special teams kept us in it. Outcoached again, especially in the red zone. Mayfield wills his team down the field. We don’t have that. #Texans #MNF

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Huge #Texans fan - so it’s hard to see Stroud’s regression since his rookie year. And it’s not all on the offensive line. He’s too indecisive.

7 months ago 0 0 0 0

My dude says
Mahogany
Stock and bond
The ranch

8 months ago 1 0 1 0

Nice. It was a great show

8 months ago 1 0 0 0

Shortsleeve hoodies should not exist. #fashiondisaster

8 months ago 0 0 0 0

Haha. We started watching it as well. For the same exact reason.

8 months ago 1 0 0 0

That’s opinion is a hard read. Weird

9 months ago 1 0 0 0

Michigan license plate

9 months ago 2 0 0 0
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They’re on the streets already. Just drove next to one in Los Angeles.

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Get ready for LUNA-tic nation leading up to the World Cup.

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If Diego Luna has not already trademarked “LUNA-tics” for his fan base, he should get on it asap.

#USMNT #soccer

9 months ago 2 0 0 0

And you’ll be able to pick up a rockets one this time next year 😆😎

9 months ago 0 0 1 0

“Sousa gets Sosa swinging
To end the inning”

Kalas turning into biggie smalls all of a sudden

#Astros

9 months ago 0 0 0 0

If they don’t like Pinkertons brisket, they don’t like brisket.

I’m guessing your steakhouse is Pappa’s

10 months ago 1 0 1 0
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Beach therapy.

10 months ago 1 0 0 0
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I find alcohol helpful for those types of visits

10 months ago 0 0 1 0

What are the ratios? 2/1/.5/.5?

10 months ago 1 0 1 0

I can only have those w brunch. They should just call em vodka coffees and be done with it

10 months ago 2 0 1 0

All those people putting a note on their calendars to celebrate the breakup every June 5th.

10 months ago 0 0 0 0

Hahahah. Got ya

10 months ago 1 0 0 0

Truth

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Cross wrote that song while driving from Houston to Austin. On acid. True story.

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When the WSJ calls you out

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