A drawing of the artist walking around with a silly smile, while a carabiner holding keys, connected to her pants, is making loud CLINK CLANK CLONK sound. Above her is a thought bubble with a robot bearing the caption "Lesbotron 3000", also making loud CLINK CLANK CLONK sounds.

happy lesbian week

Finished Haikyuu!! Season 1 That boy sure can jump

being a trans woman online means u constantly get QTEs popping up in your notifications prompting you to throw CamelGirlSheath in the dumpster and if you hesitate in your denouncement of this random woman u dont know for even a second you are killed instantly

Had a dream with the revelation

"It's actually allowed to kiss boys, two on the cheek one on the mouth. If you wanna play it safe, one on the cheek, two on the mouth"

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Three panel comic. Panel 1: an emo kid is sitting at the table in a casual restaurant with his family, who seem chipper and normal. He is staring intensely at another table. Panel 2: an emo girl is also sitting at a different table with her family, and staring back. Panel 3: their thought bubble connects to a shared dream where they are two badass wolf people madly in love, riding a motorcycle at night.

At chili’s

this one's particuarly funny because the entire pitch with this game is the pay to win mmo company have amended their ways and are finally releasing a massive bowl of slop without any glass in it. you can eat all the slop you want for one price :)

Jaaaaaaaaaaaaaan

0.000% of Communism has been built. Evil child-murdering billionaires still rule the world with a shit-eating grin. All he has managed to do is make himself *sad*. He is starting to suspect Kras Mazov *fucked him over* personally with his socio-economic theory.

The little sister goes on. "I worry that my time will erode to the point where I will fing myself alone most nights. I don't wanna lose myself in pursuit of an elusive security. I want to do things that make my soul sing. I want to be close to my family. And every day there's more work. And the work seems vaguely important. It seems important enough that it's worth making the sacrifice of hours. But I don't want to sacrigice anything. I want to honour the time I've been given. I don't want to burn it up like an expendable resource...

5

Two figures stand in an alleyway at night in winter. The trees are bare. The houses, stark and angular. A gigantic condo looms behind them, its facade lit up by the moon. Two young women emerge from the dark. A younger one and and an older one. The younger one has long dark hair, she wears a toque and puffy coat. She has rectangular glasses. She lights a cigarette while the older one looks on. The older one has her long dark hair tied in a ponytail. She has a fringe of hair resembling an up arrow. She wears a scarf and black peacoat. She has round glasses. She observes the younger one take a puff. The younger one says "Dad would kill me if he knew I was smoking." The older one implores "pleae let your big sister be a laign influence on you." She turns to look her sister in they and points out "you only turn nineteen once! Celebrate by indulging in newly legal vices!"

1

Tiddy hurt

source: https://x.com/norve_w/status/1274232828570423302 the image is of Evangelion, specifically the elevator scene but now they're making out together. on the left, the girl with short blue hair is wearing a white shirt with blue overall style skirt and suspenders and the girl pressing her against the wall is wearing the exact same outfit. the girl pinning the girl with blue hair down is sporting long orange hair with a red watch and red bow in her hair. her eyes are closed as she embraces the other girl with her lips. the girl held against the wall looks shocked by is accepting her advance,,,

She did that 💖 so proud

A fabricated statement from Nintendo of America's Twitter account addressing a fictitious scenario in which the Earth's oxygen supply is presumed to be depleting at a rapid pace, leaving humanity with mere days to live. "This is Miyamoto. On behalf of everyone who is employed at Nintendo Co. LTD and its subsidiaries, we deeply mourn the countless human lives which will be lost due to the depletion of the global oxygen supply. To anyone who has ever played one of our games, we are eternally grateful to have created long-lasting fun and memories for you. To ease the suffering of families and children across the world, the Mario Kart World game for the Nintendo Switch 2 system will be available as a free download on Nintendo eShop for the foreseeable future. We hope this small gesture of kindness will ease the pain as humanity prepares for a worst-case scenario." The statement is distastefully plastered with logos for Nintendo and Nintendo Switch 2, as well as with a render of Mario from Mario Kart World.

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. John Default Profile Picture: "No one read this statement and thought it was distasteful? Why did Miyamoto think this would help anyone?" NintenDeen: "Simple: Nintendo is so depraved that they'd exploit a global crisis to boost the player count of the failed Mario Kart World and force consumers back into the Switch 2 ecosystem to boost sales and player numbers."

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. PlayStation Nation: "What the fuck are you doing falsely advertising sales during these trying times? I went to the website and Mario Kart World is still selling for $80 USD." Kremling Kevin: "If you actually read the statement, it clearly says the discount is available on Nintendo eShop. Meaning the application on the Switch 2 itself, not the web browser version." PlayStation Nation: "Point still stands."

A fabricated Tweet responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. Isaboner: "Nothing for Switch 1 owners?"

Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not

Die Wahrheit ist hier zu finden!

necromancer

i know it's 90% off but a warning to potential customers not to buy the steam version of heavy rain. it is not safe. it installs heavy rain on your computer

So truuu

1 day on Estrogen!

Let me be absolutely clear: Our political leaders are heartless beasts born from the deep maw of power. They are blind to their own cruelty, they are deaf to the voices crying out below their fists. The only correct response to our countries actions is disgust

New years resolutions:

-take hrt
-get name change
-get masters thesis started
-get job
-get money
-get bitches
-become immortal like the liches

Nicht AUSRUTSCHEN xDDDDFDSSSHSBC huhuhuhuhuhahehi krrrrkrrrkrrr aahahhahah xDDDDDDD HUHuHsDFdDhGvyvvGsgsgsh

2026 is gonna be the year of girlypop in the sense im gonna girl and get popped

Hey you fuxks now that its 2026 be ready to move out of my way and watch me glow and be awesome GLOW UP GROW UP GET YOUR MONEY UP