two fists with knuckle tattoos reading, "post hole"

Her: Who's your favourite vampire?

Me: The one from Sesame Street

Her: He doesn't count

Me: I assure you he does

The Stovey Threshold is the theoretical limit as to how many posts a human being can like in a given period of time

This computes to around ~10k/day and ~1,300/hr at the high end
- (Achieved on August 3rd between 17:00-18:00 UTC)

Any rate above the Stovey Threshold can be considered bot activity.

Please don’t come.

Cancel your trip and donate the money to the Hawaii Community Foundation Maui Strong Fund instead.

https://www.hawaiicommunityfoundation.org/maui-strong

If you love something, set it free? Fuck that. If you love something, buy two. Trust me on this

Premier League is back!

the punisher skull painted in the colors and pattern of the italian flag (a green, a white, and a red vertical stripe). it is wearing a cut out picture of donald trump's most common style of swept to the side hair.

the punisher skull painted in the colors and pattern of the italian flag (a green, a white, and a red vertical stripe). it is wearing a cut out picture of donald trump's recent hairstyle in which his hair is slicked straight back.

the punisher skull painted in the colors and pattern of the italian flag (a green, a white, and a red vertical stripe). it is wearing a cartoon version of donald trump's most common style of swept to the side hair.

Tried three versions for you

I've also liked most of those from sober carpenter that I've tried

It is! I've been pretty happy with most of Athletic's brews. This one has a little more dry and a little less creamy of a mouth feel than some hazy ipas, but it's still enough to round the edges on the bitterness and make it smooth

an orange can with a drawing of a curving road bordered by mountains on one side and the ocean on the other. it has a large capital a with the cross stroke replaced by a head of barley, which is the logo of athletic brewing company. the beer is named free wave and it is a non-alcoholic hazy ipa.

a picture of doug standing in a doorway. there is a string of garlic hung all along the sides and top of the doorframe. doug is also wearing a necklace of garlic, and he is carrying holy water in his right hand and a wooden stake and mallet in his left hand. he is also wearing a longer necklace with a cross on it. he is looking up and away, and there is a red arrow pointing from outside the doorway at his eyes, with the label, "avoid eye contact." each of the garlic, cross, holy water, and wooden stake and mallet also have red arrows with labels. at the bottom of the image is a caption that reads, "carry items that repel reply vampires."

cummin' 2: electric boogaloo

lords of cumtown

when angels fall from the sky u should keep them in a cistern so they dont get mixed up with the angels that seep out of the ground

💯

^this post was written during a spell of post-cum clarity

Sky Follower Bridge Instantly find and follow the same users from your Twitter follower on Bluesky.

This seems useful

a picture of sammi wearing a floral sundress, and she has a noticeable baby bump. she is holding an ultrasound image of a uterus, inside which there is a stork carrying a baby in a blanket for delivery.

Congratulations, Sammi!

Not sure on exact dates, but I'm pretty sure I used to watch both this and A Cook's Tour when I got home from work in the middle of the night way back when

If I didn't already, this would seal the deal

Injecting it like that guy who uses his teenage son's blood, but instead of keeping me looking young, it helps me to rock harder

A screenshot of chat gpt saying, "The phrase "see a bug, fix a bug" is a commonly used term in software development that emphasizes the proactive approach to addressing problems as they are identified. It can be an appropriate way to address this issue if your audience is technically oriented, but it may not fully convey the seriousness of the issue at hand. Addressing hate speech or offensive slurs is a sensitive topic, and it's important to show your audience that you're treating it with the gravity it deserves. While "see a bug, fix a bug" communicates the problem has been addressed, it might come off as somewhat dismissive, making light of a serious issue."

Goddamn, AI better at understanding the situation than this

Paul's last post up is a cat pic reskeet as well, I believe

We keep going until Bluesky writes a fucking apology to Black users on here and their failure on addressing antiblackness.

We keep going until Bluesky hires trust and safety personnel.

We keep going until zero tolerance of antiblackness on Black users is enacted.

reskeet with a banger pic of you

(work changing room edition)

abap