he had to ask grok first what to say

it's been like 13 years he's accepted that I can and will draw him as a furry

cig dog and weed cat together forever
#fursona #sketch

A lot of my character dynamics/conflicts boil down to getting dragged into shit because none of them know what healthy boundaries are and how to communicate in a productive manner

just watched a redneck eating chicken tikka masala for the first time describe it as “if a country italian person prepared it in a chinese kinda way”

obedient son, prodigal daughter, and the honorary 3rd sibling who was brought because she cannot be trusted to respect the personal property of others
#oc #sketch #ocsky

many such cases 🙏😔 prayers to all affected by trying weed in a different form and getting fucked up stupid style 🤣🤣🤣

bringing back my old 4/20 sketch comic, happy birthday weed

lifelong mids smoker gets humbled by dabs

#ocsky #sketch

boy faye is very funny to me because he would never be pressured to look nice and would 100% have a mullet

fuck everyone, I'm drawing girl damen

#sketch #ocsky

I also live in an area that is right by the unstoppable trash fire and the manhattan project waste spill site that is covered by a lead tarp to prevent it from hitting the trash fire and creating super cancer so uhhh how is my mortgage liable to being raised again lol

unfortch there are children always playing basketball behind us who would get scared shitless and cops on the adjacent street who will fine me so I cannot let the glock bark periodically to lower our value

we have sex offenders and asbestos tf you mean my neighborhood is being assessed for higher value

ya I went to slay school and uh... no one fucking knew you 😬😬😬
#ocsky #sketch #oc

evolution

mtv sweet sixteen

version with damen whining about chafing and his ball hair getting pulled

better late than never bitches 💅
#oc #ocsky #bunnysuit #sketch #shitpost

reposting old oc bunny suit sketches cause my dumb ass forgot this year #oc #ocsky #sketch #easter

bruhhhh I am not rich and work with the public I do not want a biologic 😭😭😭

😭😭 just when I think I'm starting to see some improvement, my liver decides my meds are pissing it off 😭😭

dancer byleth doodle 💃

i do not want to compete or get clientele from the only facial or glo30. I go whole hog idgaf about a service that is 20 minutes unless I do laser or smthn...

fuck mini facials they fuck up my breaks and i work in a SPA not one of those fad mini facial franchises

on my freakin arthritic knees begging my stupid employer to stop sending out emails for mini facials

my self portraits always go one of 2 ways

Caine pulling pomni by her legs as she claws at the ground screaming. Caine says "We're playing UNO"

Caine doodle

A 6 panel comic (medium: fineliner, watercolor). It is about my OCs Marlon and Joris. Marlon has long red wavy hair, brown eyes and freckles in his face. He wears a light beige shirt. Joris has medium long wavy blonde hair. One hair strand is dyed teal. He has green eyes and wears a brown earring, a green sweatshirt and a yellow top beneath it. 1 They’re cuddling. Marlon holds Joris while Joris rests on Marlon’s shoulder with closed eyes. Text: “One of Joris’ and Marlon’s very first dates together…” Marlon: “Do you want to listen to some music?” Joris: “Sure!” 2 A round device Is in the focus and you see Marlon saying: “Alxea? Play my Playlist!” The device smiles and says: “Marlon’s Playlist is now playing!” 3 Nearly the whole panel is covered by a huge speech bubble, screaming lyrics out of the Song “Chemicals” by Daron Malakian and Scars on Broadway. The Lyrics are all in capital letters to show how loud the music is. The lyrics are: “Let’s get ready to rock as I piss on your face while you suck on my cock.” Alxea smiles, Marlon and Joris look shocked. Marlon’s eyes are wide open and he's blushing, while Joris covers his mouth and gets green in the face. 4 It shows their faces in closer view. Marlon is still red and Joris still green, both of them seem embarrassed. Joris: “Uhm… would it be okay to listen to MY playlist? Yours makes me nauseous.” Marlon: “…Of course! Alxea, play Joris’ Playlist!!” 5 Joris’ Playlist starts. There’s a big speech bubble full of capital letters, screaming, again. The speech bubble is full of blood splatters. It screams lyrics out of Emil Bulls’ song “Whirlwind of Doom”: "You have no idea how bottomless hell is. It will eat away to feed you agonies, never full until you’re on your knees.” Now it’s Joris who gets red and embarrassed, and Marlon looks at him shocked and with an alarmed face. 6 The frame consists of cute pink cats. The inside of the panel says: “They never considered to listen to music on their dates again. Ever.”

Reupload of this old comic from last year because I always listen to songs like that while on the treadmill and it still cracks me up so much 😆
Copyright to the lyrics belongs to -Daron Malakian and Scars on Broadway- and -Emil Bulls-.

#oc #ocsky #comic #drawing #sketch #mlm #art #artsky #artmoots

As much as I hate tip culture I admittedly would need to make far more per service to justify not needing tips lol it's a systemic problem, you're not making a difference by stiffing a service you enjoyed lol

bro why do people dispute tip charges like you CHOSE to leave a tip and a month later it gets taken out of my account like huh

fuck rich people i haven't had 7 days off work consecutively in 4 years and it was because i had covid on christmas lmao