I am a season 13 apologist (actually, lover)

Question to no one really: why are the Jedi frequently treated like a cult rather than a religion when there’s more than enough “evidence” that what they believe is at least partially true

Gotta love how we’re getting to villainizing decent people because “men don’t have the capacity to love”

Turns out the phrase “America First” is preceded by the words “Sell Out.”

I’m on your side, but you just described political satire, not necessarily satire in general. This guy does literary satire. Maybe you could make the argument that it requires a power structure like a canon?

Huh, weird hill to die on

Every server runner’s nightmare: failed drives!! Nooooo!

Love the Simpsons dateline. It’s different for everyone!

I’d never do Simpsons trivia because I know roughly 10000x more about the Simpsons than the median human being and roughly 10000x less than bearded men who do Simpsons trivia

No

Make sure to tell them that Clapton is a virulent racist!

Fuck this guy

Not all news is breaking news. Breaking news is happening at the moment of reporting. Most news is not breaking news.

BREAKING: Senate Republicans blocked my War Powers Resolution that would have ended Trump's unnecessary, unjustified war against Iran.

These cowards have had four chances to stop this chaos in the Middle East.

And they put Trump's ego before America.

Every damn time.

My man

I have the ‘chovie gene

I want to suck your dick and then eat your wife's pussy while your best friend is fucking me from behind. Who is innnnnnn?

What was he doing?!?

Man Dave Chapelle would rather be fabulously wealthy than be honest about the effects of his comedy and the audience it pulls (and why)

Get em

God I love Female Trouble

Very bizarre casting for a Barbara Hershey movie

It's time to stop interviewing this kid

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Huh, read the comments if you want to hate on some resist-libs I guess

this being the thing that crosses the line for many rightwingers is so illustrative of how they don’t really care about anything real that actually matters. their problems are all entirely fictional

I swear to god if one more person uses the term “neuro-spicy”…

Why do people still do Coachella? Pretty much any music festival is a shit show. Way too expensive for the quality of experiences and that’s just the tickets

Gotta love worshipping graven idols!

New York to Miami, no bra no panties

Can't tell you how many members of Congress who *at best* had nothing to say when I asked about the Minab girls school attack. There is a profanely cold detachment inside Capitol Hill, a mode completely unrecognizable to common human decency I wish I could properly convey to you.